When Alyssa Milano isn’t writing CNN opinion pieces about the dangers of 3-D-printed guns, she enjoys reading the classics:

Where to begin?

https://twitter.com/raguthegoat4/status/1024331207356514306

She’s already got one: Not-so-useful idiot.

https://twitter.com/BenSmithDC/status/1024332167390941185

To be fair, it’s not entirely clear she read “Harry Potter,” either. If she had, she’d know this:

Ha!

We’d sign the hell out of that.