'Just OD'd on patriotism': Mary Katharine Ham continues the 'feckless c*nting' with a 'Merica red velvet Twizzler cake

We’ve had a long week so let’s end Friday night with something, well, delicious.

On Thursday we told you how Twitchy Favorite Mary Katharine Ham responded to Samantha Bee calling Ivanka Trump a “feckless c*nt” with what we thought was the perfect response. ICYMI, here it is again:

I’m spending time making my kids breakfast this morning & took them for a hike Tuesday, & I may Instagram about both. How are YOU feckless c*nting this week?

— Mary Katharine Ham (@mkhammer) May 31, 2018

Well, it appears the “feckless c*nting” now includes baking. Check out this awesome-looking ‘Merica red velvet Twizzler cake, from scratch, of course:

I made a ‘Merica red velvet Twizzler cake from scratch for someone w a Twizzler obsession bc I can. ?? https://t.co/bWA2X7sPih pic.twitter.com/DLAEFLAmpL

— Mary Katharine Ham (@mkhammer) June 2, 2018

Nailed it!

I think I just OD’d on patriotism https://t.co/yp9AzXFNto

— The H2 (@TheH2) June 2, 2018

how much more 'Merica can you get? the answer is NONE. None more 'Merica

— Dan Harlan (@dan_harlan) June 2, 2018

And don’t listen to the critics. The Twizzlers make the cake:

Well then. The twizzlers are an odd addition, but that cake looks amazing. https://t.co/VE2BDYcZss

— Brent Cochran (@BrentCochran1) June 2, 2018

https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1002717162740568064

And yes it does:

That looks awesome!

— Eric Snyder (@ericsnyder10) June 2, 2018

Earlier in the day, Mary Katharine reported that her CNN makeup artist mistook some of the cake for blood:

Make-up artist Cristina: “You have blood on your ear.”
Me: “Whaaaaa? Why?!”
Her: “Because you’re Mary Katharine?”
Me: “? Fair. It doesn’t hurt.”
Her: “Could it be paint or something?”
Me: “No. So weird—Oh! I know what it is. I made red velvet cake this am!”
Her: “Of course.”

— Mary Katharine Ham (@mkhammer) June 1, 2018

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Mary Katharine Ham responds to Samantha Bee, and it's PERFECT https://t.co/mhlwiSOy3d

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'Just OD'd on patriotism': Mary Katharine Ham continues the 'feckless c*nting' with a 'Merica red velvet Twizzler cake

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