Thank you, Twitter. Thank you very, very much.
#CNNChristmasSongs is the hashtag we need right now. Here are some of the funnier ones we’ve seen so far:
https://twitter.com/WLFanning/status/940600133267460098
12 Days of Corrections #cnnChristmasSongs
— Heather Champion (@winningatmylife) December 12, 2017
Stelter, the Brown-Nosed Reindeer.
— Schadenfreudelish (@aggierican) December 12, 2017
#cnnChristmasSongs
It's the Most Embarrassing Time of the Year— Doug Powers (@ThePowersThatBe) December 12, 2017
https://twitter.com/ActualPeteSmith/status/940598264151400450
https://twitter.com/StarBaby186/status/940595973679669251
https://twitter.com/JohnnyDynamo911/status/940593021585895429
https://twitter.com/liars_never_win/status/940593173725958145
I Saw George Takei Groping Santa Claus #cnnChristmasSongs
— The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) December 12, 2017
#cnnChristmasSongs
Retractin' Around the Christmas Tree— H. L. Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) December 12, 2017
#cnnChristmasSongs. ‘Acosta got run over by a press sec’
— lon woock (@LonWoock) December 12, 2017
https://twitter.com/ActualPeteSmith/status/940594278987943936
Lemon Knows! Lemon Knows! Lemon Knows!
— Kurt Michaels (@DatOtherMichael) December 12, 2017
Lemon got run over by a Trump tweet #cnnChristmasSongs
— Anti-Smatter (@mdrache) December 12, 2017
CNN got ran over by a Trump Train
— Samuel Adams (@samadamsa) December 12, 2017
#cnnChristmasSongs
O Whine All Ye Faithful— H. L. Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) December 12, 2017
It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year To Invent Anonymous Sources
— Kurt Michaels (@DatOtherMichael) December 12, 2017
#cnnChristmasSongs We're Beginning To Look A Lot Like #FakeNews
— iSheeple (@iSheeple1) December 12, 2017
https://twitter.com/Dannity12/status/940594632211206144
https://twitter.com/JohnnyDynamo911/status/940592198277632000
12 Trump Diet Cokes
11 panelist whining
10 race-baiting
9 Schiff lying
8 years of President Donald Trump
7 BS Russian colluding
6 propaganda pilfering
5 total viewers
4 yrs Cooper intern at CIA
3 lame-ass Acosta questions
2 scoops/terms/genders
1 Lemon squeezy#cnnChristmasSongs pic.twitter.com/lRgi9XKI58— BJ Jones (@GrandeBabbo69) December 12, 2017
#cnnChristmasSongs
Stelter Got Run Over By A Truth Train.— Deplorable Not A Bot ?? Vlad (@misterdish69) December 12, 2017
https://twitter.com/2cats1human/status/940782084263727104
Here comes @CNN
Here comes @CNN
Shilling their very fake news
Acosta and Stelter and all their interns
Making up sources for views
#cnnChristmasSongs
1/2— Cornbread (@JerOHMee) December 13, 2017
#cnnChristmasSongs
Snowflakes roasting in an open fire
Everytime #Trump tweets they shrug
Yuletide carols being sung by the GOP
And folks dressed up like Antifa thugsAnd so I'm offering this simple phrase
To CNN viewers too
Although you'rer liberal brats
Merry Christmas to you— BIBLE MAN – John 6:39,40,44,54 LAST DAY RAPTURE (@acceptjesusnow) December 13, 2017
https://twitter.com/realityblow/status/940735109438861312
https://twitter.com/MadFiest/status/940730811757793280
Away WITH the manger
— James Julian (@NLCBonitaPastor) December 12, 2017
Lying on our show,
Every single day,
Even though we know,
We'll retract it the next dayFake news on trump we bring,
Making Libs look right
What fun it is to lie and sing
On @CNN tonight#cnnChristmasSongs https://t.co/whBV2CAyyM— NCM #NotABot (@NCManoukian) December 12, 2017
#cnnChristmasSongs "I'm dreaming of a fake news Christmas"
— Mad_A_Wayne #Cult45 #2A #MolonLabe (@Mad_A_Wayne) December 12, 2017
Justice Got Run Over By The Fake News #cnnChristmasSongs
— G. Behn (@gwbehn) December 12, 2017
https://twitter.com/the_amish_txtr/status/940675543170772992
https://twitter.com/TomBear37295373/status/940668912680689665
All great!
See the rest of the entries here.
Editor’s note: This post has been updated.
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