Don’t be jealous, but the folks at Business Insider managed to get their hands on an advance copy of Joe Scarborough’s Christmas EP, “A Very Drumpf Christmas.”
If the idea of a Trump-themed Christmas EP sounds too hard to believe, understand this is Joe Scarborough we’re talking about. It’s real, and it’s bound to be spectacularly lame from early accounts.
The EP includes three songs, complete with sleigh-bell jingles, lyrics about reindeer, and a track titled “The Drumpf,” a jazzy, ballad-tempo cut seemingly indebted to “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch.”
“Oh you can save our Christmas from going kerplumf, from that orange creep that children call the Drumpf?” the band sings on “The Drumpf,” which also references former White House communications director Anthony Scaramucci.
https://twitter.com/Moj_kobe/status/930965917739053056
Scarborough has pledged to put out an EP every month, so who knows what other holidays will receive the Trump treatment?
When 55-year old Regional Marketing VPs go to Rock n Roll Fantasy camp, learn 2 chords, and suddenly decide to chase their dreams of becoming the next Bruce Springsteenhttps://t.co/u2qNMfb0XX
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 16, 2017
Pretty much exactly what I imagine hell is. https://t.co/g0zOEqP10P
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) November 16, 2017
We are in hell https://t.co/2f4uvsJdhf
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) November 16, 2017
Recommended
*holds gun to head* https://t.co/VbBUJScLFl
— jake merch ? (@jakefm) November 16, 2017
https://twitter.com/justkarl/status/930954807397011457
Two questions
1) is the universe plugged into a power source
2) can we please yank that fuckin cord https://t.co/sUVl6GmWKP— Josh Raby (@JoshRaby) November 16, 2017
https://twitter.com/davidharsanyi/status/930960268292755457
As always, @JoeNBC is on the cutting edge…of last year's lame jokes. #Caring https://t.co/gC5gnX5wO0
— Derek Hunter (@derekahunter) November 16, 2017
Are you a masochist who somehow thinks 2017 hasn’t quite been torture enough? WELL, HAVE I GOT THE CHRISTMAS PRESENT FOR YOU!!! https://t.co/7tEK0mX1Yp
— ErinSiobhan (@ErinSiobhan) November 16, 2017
2017 is almost over https://t.co/Xzvxi5QJTz
— EKLandau (@ericakland) November 16, 2017
Haven't we been punished enough already https://t.co/u1B5zFs7QU
— Kristen Smith (@kristen_smith) November 16, 2017
Sure, just cram it all in now. Gotta set those goal posts high for 2018. https://t.co/lcGoIIRLpz
— Leonardo Doujinshi (@ThatCarlGuy) November 16, 2017
Does Mika get dressed up in a fringe dress and dance in a gogo cage?
These two belong in a cage. https://t.co/avHA3Jgs7r
— BayAreaFrau (@bayareahausfrau) November 16, 2017
https://twitter.com/JoeBerkowitz/status/930965651161796614
For sure.
Hell yes. Trump’s done for https://t.co/YpGvtiQ1mt
— Nico Carpaccio mystical boccio (@nicogarbaccio) November 16, 2017
https://twitter.com/DoghouseDano/status/930959933792649217
This will go double triple copper. https://t.co/SaUh5iYcMl
— Ben Howe (@BenHowe) November 16, 2017
I no longer want to live on earth. https://t.co/k3mE2Raaq4
— Andrew Kirell (@AndrewKirell) November 16, 2017
Joe Scarborough really wants to be a real rock star instead of a dead-end MSNBC gutter glitterati & failed politician. ? https://t.co/Sl1PzKL1KC
— David Morgan (@StarCoreOne02) November 16, 2017
https://twitter.com/Rschrim/status/930961574038310912
His music sucks https://t.co/eDzD29hVjl
— Chet Cannon (@Chet_Cannon) November 16, 2017
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Joe Scarborough’s new music video gives him and Mika a turn to sit and stare vacantly at crap https://t.co/6ZQODMjmZW
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) June 24, 2017