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ISIS debuts rigorous new training regimen that includes kicks to the nuts

Is this real? Please be real:

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According to Twitter user Pieter Van Ostaeyen, it’s legit:

Apparently ISIS training also has a softer side, too, because you probably can’t keep top talent with only kicks to the nuts:

But don’t worry! The monkey bars are still a staple of jihadi training:

TBH, shouldn’t we encourage them to kick each other in the groin as much as possible?

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