The COMMENTS are hystericalhttps://t.co/qq7xJJoyJW
— Sandy 〽️ (@RightGlockMom) June 9, 2017
Well this certainly is an interesting story:
Police say a bobcat got inside a home and held a NJ family hostage. https://t.co/jDTBE2Lp1z #odd
— AP Oddities (@AP_Oddities) June 9, 2017
Nobody was harmed in the hour-long standoff, and only one questions remains:
What were its demands? https://t.co/0RfyknmuqR
— Ed Morrissey (@EdMorrissey) June 9, 2017
Ha! Go for it, commenters!
An investigation showed lynx to several other break-ins
— John Cooper (@thejcoop) June 9, 2017
Might be charged with felinious assault?
— Ed Morrissey (@EdMorrissey) June 9, 2017
Not a whisker of a doubt
— John Cooper (@thejcoop) June 9, 2017
This thread is purrfect!
— Real Jose Galvan (@Jose_Galvan) June 9, 2017
We don’t negotiate with terrorcats, Ed.
— David Montgomery (@dhmontgomery) June 9, 2017
https://twitter.com/StunnedParrot/status/873232451933306880
Maybe there’s more of a political goal:
1. Hold family hostage.
2. Force Trump and Pence to resign
3. Bobcat named House Speaker
4. President Bobcat https://t.co/Bs4G3z4ANq— Matthew Gertz (@MattGertz) June 9, 2017
Straightforward from here.
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5. President Bobcat. https://t.co/UAhPdoRunU— XBradTC (@xbradtc) June 9, 2017
There’s hope for The Resistance!