Oh Elizabeth Warren … never ever ever say the words, “My name is.” Seriously, it will go badly for you every time, as evident in this video she posted yesterday after the House passed the AHCA.
The @HouseGOP just voted to strip health care away from millions. We can whimper, we can whine – or we can fight back. #AHCA pic.twitter.com/UuwfcSWkag
— Elizabeth Warren (@SenWarren) May 4, 2017
Tweeps were so inspired by her video but not for the reasons she wanted them to be; doubt she wanted to be a muse for her own mockery like what we see on #SenWarrenIndianName.
Dances With Dumbasses #SenWarrensIndianName pic.twitter.com/b9GDzRisHo
— Because I Said So (@AJ_FranklinGirl) May 5, 2017
And we thought WE had a bunch of funny names for her.
Chief PainInAss
#SenWarrensIndianName— ????? ℝ???? ℂ???? ? (@SweetVaBreezy) May 5, 2017
Shrieking Hawk, Chief of Ancient Beaver Clan Women. #SenWarrensIndianName
— The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) May 5, 2017
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— Ken Diesel (He/Him) (@KenDiesel) May 5, 2017
https://twitter.com/JTM1045/status/860510070374883329
#SenWarrensIndianName
Soaring Rhetoric— Leigo … recent resident of the Tower of Tw¡tter (@yieldright) May 5, 2017
https://twitter.com/_wintergirl93/status/860508141695492097
Princess Squat for Brains #SenWarrensIndianName
— ??The Baconator ?? (@ProblemPanacea) May 5, 2017
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— TexasDamnit (@TexasDamnit) May 5, 2017
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— Laura Loonie (@LauraLoonie) May 5, 2017
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— Rob Womack (@Rojowo) May 5, 2017
Chief Notaclue
#SenWarrensIndianName— ????? ℝ???? ℂ???? ? (@SweetVaBreezy) May 5, 2017
https://twitter.com/ScottlnSC/status/860515377457106944
#SenWarrensIndianName
Stands With Fits— Foghorn Leghorn (@FoghornBLeghorn) May 5, 2017
https://twitter.com/Farfanboy1/status/860516921774682112
#SenWarrensIndianName Chief Fullofshit
— Mr. Stubborn (@obdurate_one) May 5, 2017
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Fauxchise— H. L. Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) May 5, 2017
https://twitter.com/GanstineBrian/status/860517463636799488
Curses Wealthy Black Man#SenWarrensIndianName
— Federalist Musket?? (@Patriot_Musket) May 5, 2017
https://twitter.com/Spaldo4/status/860518468122292226
https://twitter.com/DeplorableDocH/status/860517970732363784
Note: As often as this editor writes about Elizabeth Warren JUST so she can make up a new ‘Indian name’ for her, so totally writing some of these down for a future story, ha!