https://twitter.com/bkerogers/status/843927264224075777
https://twitter.com/bkerogers/status/844244769291321344
Supreme Court nominee Neil Gorsuch is very, very good at exposing Democratic assclownery. Mike Huckabee is … not.
Here’s what was apparently Huck’s best attempt to capitalize on Gorsuch’s success today:
Breaking News! Jimmy Dean Sausage Co will be renamed GORSUCH SAUSAGE because he's grinding up some Democrat Senators into PURE PORK SAUSAGE!
— Gov. Mike Huckabee (@GovMikeHuckabee) March 21, 2017
Oh. Oh.
.@GovMikeHuckabee how are these getting worse
— Carlos Maza (@gaywonk) March 21, 2017
Congratulations, Mike. You managed to make “Poop Dogg” look witty by comparison. And that’s no easy feat.
I dont understand this. https://t.co/KOtJmueSzt
— Emily Zanotti’s Great & Unmatched Wisdom (@emzanotti) March 21, 2017
I think I'm conservative b/c I'm a contrarian in a liberal place
If I was surrounded by people who thought this was clever I'd be a liberal https://t.co/LqawM9GbIR— PoliMath (@politicalmath) March 21, 2017
there is a tiny scared and sad huckabee trying to eat himself out of the larger huckabee he's trapped inside https://t.co/R8oBYS7o1s
— John DeVore (@JohnDeVore) March 21, 2017
Couple questions:
1. What?
2. Do you mean "pork" legislatively? If so:
3. What?
4. Why drag Jimmy Dean into this?
5. Are you okay, overall? https://t.co/Vp1IOMkEvB— Ken Tremendous (@KenTremendous) March 21, 2017
You are not good at things.
— Kat Kinsman (@kittenwithawhip) March 21, 2017
do you have a laugh track at your house to help boost your ego?
— living comfort eagle (@dynamicecstatic) March 21, 2017
https://twitter.com/IanFortey/status/844245083826376704
.@GovMikeHuckabee oh my god please pay someone who knows how to English good to write these – this is so painful
— yamcorb (@samcorb) March 21, 2017
— Erick Fernandez (@ErickFernandez) March 21, 2017
— Nas (@Nas0062) March 21, 2017
https://twitter.com/facepaulmrevere/status/844245848208920579
https://twitter.com/iamtimothydavis/status/844239269199716353
https://twitter.com/SethAMandel/status/844254771657760768
comedy is not your strength. What is that your actually good at again?
— Tone (@tonerocz) March 21, 2017
I'd say stop it, but I am starting to think your terrible twitter jokes are all you'll end up being remembered for.
— David Landau (@poncejones) March 21, 2017
.@GovMikeHuckabee Seriously, these tweets need to stop. You're scaring the kids. pic.twitter.com/Aef9O7ixrC
— Kareim Oliphant (@kareimoli) March 21, 2017
I want off this ride. https://t.co/mZw0CEdRd3
— David Edward ? (@_David_Edward) March 21, 2017
Knock it off. https://t.co/LRAwmd1VYf
— Senate Popular VotEEE (@EEElverhoy) March 21, 2017
Mike Huckabee is the actual worst at Twitter
— Colin Duffy (@TheRightDuff) March 21, 2017
Or at least, like, top five.
https://twitter.com/ThatElJefe/status/844237803475165184
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