Thank goodness for REAL men.

In a time where straight, white men are truly the only ‘group’ of people that can be attacked just for being who they are, a lot of these men are fighting back by keeping their sense of humor.

For example, Women’s March (yeah, the vagina hat peeps) asked MEN how they will support their silly #DayWithoutAWoman event:

And LUCKILY a bunch of men responded … hilariously.

God love ’em.

https://twitter.com/liars_never_win/status/835700451781787650

It’s always in the eyes … ALWAYS. Or in this case his creepy half-stache.

Yikes.

https://twitter.com/jessekellydc/status/835673138214092800

WHOOOO! Yeah baby!

EL. OH. EL.

https://twitter.com/TheRoadbeer/status/835672801562374144

Atta boy.

https://twitter.com/Moj_kobe/status/835709732178419712

Harsh.

Seems they’re not exactly paying attention to the actual consequences women may face for not showing up for work.

Feminists.

Take THAT third-wave feminism.

*Dude, don’t do that.*

Looks like a celebration.

Snarky tweets are the work of the patriarchy and should be destroyed.

https://twitter.com/atwater_x/status/835679132763701249

Egg salad? How about a BLT with the crusts cut off?

https://twitter.com/liars_never_win/status/835847876962103296

Us too.

Heh.

Editor’s note: A woman wrote this AND said woman would be happy to make sandwiches every day of the week. You’re welcome.