As we told you earlier, a wave of Trump-triggering has been reported at the EPA which has brought many bureaucrats to tears:
Call the Waaambulance! Massive Trump-triggering reported at EPA https://t.co/gyY9Gorcxo
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) January 26, 2017
But what happens if YOU went to the EPA in tears? Mark Steyn nailed it:
"If you go to the EPA office in tears, they'll declare your face a wetland and you'll never be able to use your face again"-Mark Steyn #Rush
— Mark Steyn (@MarkSteynOnline) January 26, 2017
It wouldn’t be surprising.
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) January 26, 2017
Not far from the mark – I've had puddles on top closed landfills declared wetlands by EPA and ACoE https://t.co/nrxOA13Sjl
— Thomas D. Gillespie (@TomG_ologist) January 26, 2017
Been hearing that a lot of EPA employee's faces are wetlands today. https://t.co/TvO1kTOLKQ
— Not-So-OK Boomer Rand (@Rand_Simberg) January 26, 2017