When you think of Barbie there is clearly only ONE actress who could pull it off. Barbie is tall, thin, tan, elegant and graceful so obviously the actress who would best fit into those pink, plastic, high-heel shoes is Amy Schumer!
Wait, what? No.
No no no.
Well, this sounds perfectly awful. https://t.co/1xeJ2Yze7b
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) December 2, 2016
Vomit-inducing even. Awful. Whose bright idea was this anyway?
Amy Schumer in Talks to Play 'Barbie' https://t.co/d0CIUz0MWk pic.twitter.com/DjvioSrA5p
— TheWrap (@TheWrap) December 2, 2016
Sony. Psh. Sony has lost its ever-loving mind. Unless their live-action movie on Barbie is like an opposite thing where in real life Barbie is a chubby, angry, man-hating, not-funny comedienne who wears way too much blush and could stand to lose a pound or two.
Oh settle down, that’s not a fat joke, just the reality of Barbie. She is like UBER skinny … and Amy, well, she isn’t. *shrug*
https://twitter.com/SethAMandel/status/804782863933722624
Exactly. Any minute now, Jezebel is going to write some piece on the hate-filled Right and their unrealistic stereotypes of the perfect woman hating on poor Amy Schumer because she is going to play Barbie.
https://twitter.com/MetricButtload/status/804792432546050048
He was eating a Snickers bar.
https://twitter.com/JayCaruso/status/804791656021164032
Get in line.
https://twitter.com/LilMissRightie/status/804785238899589121
We had a rather similar reaction ourselves.
Hell no, to the no no … Nope.
Amy Schumer is to Barbie what Michael Moore is to GI Joe.
— ???????? (@melifix) December 2, 2016
Heh.
Amy Schumer playing Barbie is like Seth Rogan playing He-Man.
— Joseph (@josephf5) December 2, 2016
Or Seth playing Green Hornet … oh wait.
https://twitter.com/RobProvince/status/804783497697230848