As Twitchy readers know, President-elect Trump tapped James “Mad Dog” Mattis for Secretary of Defense. Twitter was buzzing over delicious Mattis quotes.
https://twitter.com/OTR_IV/status/804675969973911552
And then this happened:
Kind of thinking we should start our own Twitter meme of fake "Mad Dog" #MattisQuotes, as a tribute to his terrifying impressiveness.
— The Nats Won The World Series (@EsotericCD) December 2, 2016
Ask and ye shall receive!
Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night. Set a man afire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
— Patrick (@StPatrick_TN) December 2, 2016
"If you give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. If you kill him with a bayonet, you will conserve your ammunition." #MattisQuotes
— Glenn Sullivan (@clinpsychbook) December 2, 2016
"I embrace challenges. And then I slowly squeeze them to death." #mattisquotes
— Rightward Therapist (@coninexile) December 2, 2016
https://twitter.com/czechov/status/804667298342731776
https://twitter.com/ScottInSC/status/804665696223371264
"The pen is mightier than the sword, but only when you're shoving it through your enemy's throat." #MattisQuotes
— Andy Grewal (@AndyGrewal) December 2, 2016
"Speak softly, and carry a bazooka." #MattisQuotes
— Rogue Microwave (@21TrumpStrt) December 2, 2016
https://twitter.com/Warden_AoS/status/804576719806091264
https://twitter.com/Justin__Gleason/status/804574265240616960
https://twitter.com/smod2016/status/804572403833585664
Oh my. Are there real quotes in the mix with the hashtag fun? Try to guess.
The problem with #MattisQuotes is some of these are just so damned believable. https://t.co/WmXyw89AZS
— Daniel Day Jewish ? (@DanielDayJewish) December 2, 2016
In the meantime, best Secretary of Defense ever? It’s looking good!