We were pretty sure Comey was stressed out about this whole “it’s closed, it’s open, it’s closed” Hillary case thing, but this … this screams sad panda.
And it’s also hilarious.
https://twitter.com/SonnyBunch/status/795369773550936066
Pretty nuts indeed. And while it’s truly not the real letter (yeah, we need to say that because people are crazy sometimes), his sentiment was likely very close to this, even though the actual correspondence was all wordy and important sounding.
Don’t you think these people wish they could just be honest and straightforward at some point? When they’ve got nothing left to lose?
Ok, maybe not.
Comey should send out a release consisting entirely of a photo of him chomping down on an Arby's sandwich.
— Daniel Walters (@danielwinlander) November 6, 2016
HA! If he did that though both sides would find some political motive behind the Arby’s. Sure, it might take some effort on their part but you bet they’d find a way to make roast beef a positive or a negative depending on which side they sit on.
.@SonnyBunch That's the least nuts thing I've ever heard from him.
— James M (@Jubalnc) November 6, 2016
Bingo. Likely the least nuts thing we’d ever hear from any of them … and more close to the truth than many would like to admit.
I'd say he speaks for a lot of us
— Kevin Hill (@kevhill) November 6, 2016
Is it 2017 yet? SMOD, are you there?