Gov. Jerry Brown signed a bill Monday that regulates greenhouse-gas emissions tied to cow farts.
Well then.
We can’t even make this up.
Oh FFS.
If this isn't reason enough to root for SMOD 2016, I don't know what is.
(Is there a poot emoticon yet?)https://t.co/1TKgIDlGPt— Judianna (@Judianna) September 20, 2016
How on Earth do you regulate cow farts?
So the Communist State of California believes they can "practically regulate" cow farts ??? #truestory
— Ohio Country Gent (@OHcountrygent) September 20, 2016
Is that someone’s job? Good gravy, can you imagine being a cow fart regulator? Following cows around, notating when they pass gas … and how about telling people what you do for a living? Oh yeah, I’m a cow fart regulator.
Yeah, that? Wait, is this one of those jobs Democrats insist Americans won’t do so we need to let illegals in?
Yes aimed at Sacramento hopefully…
— George Eliseo (@GeorgeEliseo) September 20, 2016
Apparently cows are farting more in the Sacramento area? Californians are interesting. Yup.
https://twitter.com/lhuffman34/status/778307241111805952
The green agenda needs to STOP oppressing cows! Let them fart in peace dagnabbit.
If only they would regulate the hot air politicians emit when they speak, or when they pass ridiculous legislation like regulating cow farts.
Cow farts can now be regulated in California. When will we regulate political hot air & BS? https://t.co/ySjKlWgweR
— MAGA MANIAC (@LJSpagnoli) September 20, 2016