Welp.
Look, it’s an eggplant.
No really, it is.
Sorta.
? Introducing the eggplant emoji vibrator ? https://t.co/O2mxCZ3JJq pic.twitter.com/9Vivl6BxqH
— Complex (@Complex) September 1, 2016
We denounce ourselves.
Really.
And then we’ll laugh for a bit, sorry.
— Nando¯_(ツ)_/¯Jones (@SyncereX8) September 1, 2016
Ummm yup. That’s EXACTLY the look WE made when we saw this trending in Moments on Twitter.
Twitter.
Top 3 Philadelphia-based inventions?
1) Choco Taco
2) America
3) Eggplant Emoji Vibrator (@emojibator)— ragnarök filipino (@mikeyil) August 31, 2016
#MERICA.
Dude, Choco Tacos rule as well.
Idk what I'm more interested in on Twitter moments the $56M of cocaine found in a coke factory or there's an eggplant emoji vibrator ?
— Justin Frost (@justin__frost) September 1, 2016
Oh Twitter, you always make us laugh. And emoji, you continue to entertain … o.O
They made an eggplant emoji vibrator?? I can't with this world… ?
— Vic (@victoriademar) September 1, 2016
Hey, they have emoji pillows and things right?
Right?
Yeah, we got nothin’.