'Can't stop laughing!' How on earth did Donald Trump say this with a straight face?

This can't be real. He didn't really say this, right? OMG.

— Eric (@WaldoWilbur) August 26, 2016

As Twitchy told you, Trump gave Anderson Cooper a wishy-washy non-answer answer when asked whether he’d deport non-criminal illegal immigrants. “There’s a very good chance the answer could be yes,” he said.

Fortunately, there was even more gold where that came from:

Trump on his "softening" remarks: "I've heard people say it's a hardening."

— Gideon Resnick (@GideonResnick) August 26, 2016

Oh yes he did:

Trump on his immigration 'softening': “I don’t think it’s a softening. I’ve had people say it’s a hardening” https://t.co/r6M3i6G1Sq

— CNN (@CNN) August 26, 2016

Have you, Donald? Did those “people” manage to say it without collapsing into fits of giggles?

https://twitter.com/aamyrivv254/status/768969274853470208

https://twitter.com/HeimanLA/status/768967940280619008

“It’s a hardening!?”

“Huh!”

LOL#inners

— sjglass ?????? (@UrquhartMP) August 26, 2016

.@GideonResnick @Popehat that's what she said.

— Renegade Superwoman (@momUNblogger) August 26, 2016

"Some people say it's a HARDENING"

Hahahahahahahahahahaha#TrumpTrainWreck pic.twitter.com/PMutKnd5VP

— Uni ? (@Fab_Uni) August 26, 2016

Trump on whether his 180 on immigration is a softening: "I've heard people say it's a hardening." #NeverTrump pic.twitter.com/bMNNPd0A3i

— Daniel Kilbride (@dpkilbride) August 26, 2016

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@mattdpearce now he's stealing my pick-up lines

— Colin S (@colinsholes) August 26, 2016

.@GideonResnick "I also get 'it's okay, you're just under a lot of stress' a lot."

— IWantNothingHat (@Popehat) August 26, 2016

.@Popehat "They tell me all the time. This happens when you drink. It's fine."

— Gideon Resnick (@GideonResnick) August 26, 2016

If your positions remain same after 4 hours, call a Dr. RT @GideonResnick: Trump on "softening": "I've heard people say it's a hardening."

— (((Jay Lampert))) (@MortChristenson) August 26, 2016

Well I certainly feel stiffed https://t.co/2pu083xSQp

— kilgore trout was in the loop (@KT_So_It_Goes) August 26, 2016

Hey-oh!