@chrislhayes A @realDonaldTrump presidency will be a boon for migraine medication manufacturers.
— Mike P. (@BrewCA) August 9, 2016
Donald Trump knows words. He has the best words.
Unfortunately, none of those words made it into this mess from just last year:
https://twitter.com/AlexMLeo/status/763028825391456256
If your brain hurts, you’re not alone. Not by a long shot.
@AlexMLeo I had to watch the supporting video. Yup, he said it. Word for word.
— Bob (@Bobsquestions) August 9, 2016
This literally hurts my head to read
— Sean (@BridgeTwnSmith) August 9, 2016
@shaundakin this gave me a headache.
— Semhal Tekeste (@sdotekeste) August 9, 2016
@CheriJacobus Reading that gave me a headache….
— Brian Pendergrass (@brianpendergras) August 9, 2016
got about halfway and then my head just… pic.twitter.com/hgobWqXrBH
— Scott Springer (@scott_springer) August 9, 2016
Je-sus.
— Stina Sternberg (@StinaSternberg) August 9, 2016
….wut? https://t.co/eRbRSLEhwI
— Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) August 9, 2016
looking at this is triggering an anxiety attack
— Phoebe Lett (@phoebelett) August 9, 2016
https://twitter.com/DuckieOn/status/763033007506665474
https://twitter.com/cobaltbluetony/status/763031757302235140
https://twitter.com/JaniceG123/status/763032994101669888
what the hell did I just read
— Liz Finnegan (@TheGingerarchy) August 9, 2016
#ManyPeopleAreSayinghttps://t.co/wt6TOlkTxf
— ? Pyroclastic Joe (@US_Citizen_Joe) August 9, 2016
https://twitter.com/illini_16/status/763063445654646784
@TheGingerarchy is my English not good enough or this just doesn't make any sense? I'm confused.
— L (@maracuyikes) August 9, 2016
WARNING! Reading this paragraph can cause motion sickness.
— Gail (@littlegee15) August 9, 2016
That is really disturbing. It's like a ping pong ball bouncing around in his brain, pinging thoughts at random.
— ImaginePeace (@JanFAdams) August 9, 2016
https://twitter.com/RobBeefTacoD/status/763054215933620224
What in the actual fuck is this guy talking about??
— Stevo (@St3v0_24) August 9, 2016
It's Proust on crack.
— Reaganesque (@TheReaganWay) August 9, 2016
my skull caved in just a little
— Bill Grayson (@theBillGrayson) August 9, 2016
if anything ever deserved a WTF that "sentence" does
— (((Wendy))) (@Wendyreads2live) August 9, 2016
Trump's thought salad has been thoroughly tossed.
— Colette Baty (@my_bijutsu) August 9, 2016
@AlexMLeo I have no idea what I just read.
— Wiśnia? (@misscherryjones) August 9, 2016
I just broke my reading comprehension.
— nancy drew a 32 (@yourpotdealer) August 9, 2016
@chrislhayes The Grand Finale of short circuiting. THIS should be one of Hillary's ads.
— MFBuckley (@mf_buckley) August 9, 2016
https://twitter.com/kstromquist/status/763058110009409537
https://twitter.com/L8816s/status/763057197752328192
https://twitter.com/munin/status/763056758302515204
@AlexMLeo pic.twitter.com/89kqI4Kkz0
— Joey Mccord (@therealjmccord) August 9, 2016
https://twitter.com/antonio_brucato/status/763045694856986625
https://twitter.com/captpayne/status/763039757391712257
in fairness… amphetamines are pretty awesome
— el tee (@lt_winslow) August 9, 2016
@OhioCoastie pic.twitter.com/3ZjHwQDEFV
— Mom's Taxi (@bothofus7) August 9, 2016
@HerringWSJ When the molly hits & you get asked about nuclear weapons.
— Darius Soriano (@forumbluegold) August 9, 2016
https://twitter.com/Had2GoThere/status/763045632298934272
Do not tell me that this man is emotionally stable. He cannot complete a single thought about anything but himself. https://t.co/tA1QdGR8nI
— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) August 9, 2016
I wouldn't let the crazy lady at the laundromat string together that much gibberish without calling the police.
— Irregular but not Outlandish (@spiderstumbled) August 9, 2016
This is like grabbing the first homeless guy you can find under a bridge embankment and running him for president https://t.co/Ye6ReUmEIy
— kilgore trout was in the loop (@KT_So_It_Goes) August 9, 2016
This guy tried to make some sense of it:
i did my best to analyze this sentence. see attached. pic.twitter.com/QQjBiy2hxw
— Jack O’Brien (@obrienjohnjack) August 9, 2016
Good effort. But some things are just beyond comprehension.
https://twitter.com/RandyTWright/status/763034588994215936
.@AlexMLeo @CheriJacobus My head hurts. Of all the people Donald Trump has offended, the English Language may be the most egregious of all.
— Michael Hallman (@hallmanreport) August 9, 2016