It was almost a full year ago when the Huffington Post declared Donald Trump’s fledgling candidacy a “sideshow” and announced that any future coverage of Trump would be found under HuffPo’s entertainment section.
It was more than a little awkward in December, then, when Arianna Huffington herself penned a lengthy essay explaining why the presumptive GOP nominee was returning to the site’s news page.
Trump’s hair, though, has been a decades-long sideshow that the press just can’t help but comb through again and again and again. On Thursday, the Washington Post published a compilation of its top 100 descriptions of Trump’s distinctive coiffure.
https://twitter.com/MonicaHesse/status/738407825429266433
Three days? It’s not our job to judge how others spend their time but … three days?
https://twitter.com/MonicaHesse/status/738408317580611586
https://twitter.com/MonicaHesse/status/738409279305220096
https://twitter.com/MonicaHesse/status/738411238812700672
Personal favorite is 15. A mullet that died in some horrific accident #trumphair https://t.co/MQs8S7uduf
— Dustin Longstreth (@DTLongstreth) June 2, 2016
We’ll leave it to readers to check out the list themselves. Maybe your description made the list. If not, try harder.
https://twitter.com/mckaycoppins/status/738511585854033921
If the Washington Post is taking requests, a compilation of the top 100 descriptions of Hillary Clinton’s distinctive cackle could be just as much fun … or would that be sexist? It’s hard to say. Kevin Drum of the liberal magazine Mother Jones took quite a bit of heat for mentioning her peculiar vocal stylings.
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Hillary Clinton Has a Shouting Problem https://t.co/FjLACp3T13
— Kevin Drum (@kdrum) May 29, 2016
https://twitter.com/dissentingj/status/737032686661992450
Seriously? Funny how so many of us, male and female,. have NO problem with her voice at all.
— Churchlady320 (@churchlady320) May 29, 2016
https://twitter.com/JamesComtois/status/737026399840702464
Yes, @kdrum it is sexism and immense disrespect for woman who has accomplished way more in her life than you have in yours
— ddouglas (@dd9000) May 30, 2016
if you think it might be sexist, it probably is. (And it's called a stump speech. Bernie and Trump do it, too. Bernie never deviates)
— MamaDeb ✡ דבורה פייגע (@_mamadeb) May 29, 2016
This shit needs to end. Until I see an article about how EVERY MALE POLITICIAN shouts like a crazy person, just stop.
— Nicole David (@obbiecole) May 29, 2016
https://twitter.com/LiberalCanuck/status/737054270231588865
Now tell us what's wrong with her body & her outfits. You know you want to.
— Mr. Dixon? (@JoeLewisdixon) May 29, 2016
Better safe than sexist, that’s our motto. Here are a few approved tweets to assist the Washington Post in kicking off its next list.
Hillary has clearly had voice coaching off this: her voice is deeper, more intimate. #hillaryspeech
— Harold Itzkowitz (@HaroldItz) June 2, 2016
Some men will be forced to come to terms with the sound of a powerful woman's voice when Hillary becomes president. https://t.co/u5GUIUtQVh
— HawaiiDelilah™ (@HawaiiDelilah) May 27, 2016
https://twitter.com/Shakestweetz/status/737303849434787842
the gentle-but-firm voice hillary clinton is using to drag donald trump through the mud & into a classroom is why she should be potus tbh
— Liz Zaretsky (@lizzaretsky) June 2, 2016
Is it possible to say Hillary has a formidable voice without being sexist?
— bias wrecker (@outofideas4anam) May 31, 2016
If it is sexist to say that #Hillary Clinton's voice makes me want to jam an ice pick into my temple, then I guess I am a sexist!!
— Shennanigans Uleashed (@sflanigan01) June 2, 2016