A full 20 minutes of Thursday night’s GOP debate on CNN had passed without an attack on or by Donald Trump. Marco Rubio had suggested that he’d leave behind the “spray tan” jokes, which didn’t seem to do him much good when voters went the polls earlier this week. Even the pundits had given up on ridiculing Trump, turning their attention to other matters, such as John Kasich’s hair.
Kasich got a hair cut. #GOPDebate
— Abby Huntsman (@HuntsmanAbby) March 11, 2016
Kasich hair style. Discuss. #gopdebate
— kherman (@kherman) March 11, 2016
Barber: What do you want?
Kasich: Fuck my shit up
— Matt Dawson (@SaintRPh) March 11, 2016
https://twitter.com/TheRealJoeK79/status/708112014640439296
Did Kasich just wake up? Who let him go out there with that hair? #GOPDebate
— The Point of the Fish Hook (@helpfulatheist3) March 11, 2016
#CNNDebate kasich really needs to ask to borrow some of the moderators hair gel. He looks like he rolled into debate after a nap.
— SEAN (@nolejustice) March 11, 2016
Kasich's hair always looks like he took a nap in his closet.
— Mat Johnson (@mat_johnson) March 11, 2016
#REPdebate what's up with Kasich's hair? Did they forget to wake him up earlier for this debate? Is he why they pushed it back to 9?
— James Wiley ⚘✊ (@wileyjamese) March 11, 2016
https://twitter.com/GayPatriot/status/708111151587008512
Wish I could dial down the Hi-def on my tv bcuz Kasich's hair looks like end of season Astroturf #GOPDebate
— mary zorn (@maryhzorn) March 11, 2016
Who has the stranger hair: Trump or Kasich?
— Taegan Goddard (@politicalwire) March 11, 2016
I want to take Kasich’s hair home and give it a shower and a meal.
— ana marie c?x (@anamariecox) March 11, 2016
John Kasich makes enough money to stop cutting his own hair. #GOPDebate
— Roger Simon (@politicoroger) March 11, 2016
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Not watching the debate but it sounds like Kasich got his hair cut at that Great Clips next to the fish market on Snelling Ave in St Paul.
— John Moe (@johnmoe) March 11, 2016
Kasich's hair stylist really shanked him on the sneak tip,
yo.— via (@viadear) March 11, 2016
Did Kasich try to spike his hair? #GOPDebate
— Eye on Politics (@EyeOnPolitics) March 11, 2016
Kasich has messed up hair and too much mascara…like a desperate 59 year old widow out on the town #GOPDebate
— Andrew Rasmussen (@Razzpunk) March 11, 2016
Someone needs to tell Kasich that he can't be cool no matter how his hair gets cut..
— Jason (@throckdawg) March 11, 2016
Nothing says "I'm blue collar" like John Kasich's unkempt hair. But nothing says "I'm not #presidential" like John Kasich's unkempt hair.
— Rashaad Holmes (@RashHoPolitics) March 11, 2016
https://twitter.com/sumdumblonde/status/708112837722427392
Snarky girl comment alert: What is with Kasich's hair? Did he not realize he was going to be on tv tonight? #haircutintervention #GOPDebate
— Donna Cartier Stark (@mrsmasterchief) March 11, 2016
Theory: John Kasich cuts his hair with a Flobee. #GOPDebate
— Shane (@sbliss89) March 11, 2016
https://twitter.com/dennymayo/status/708119082000883712
https://twitter.com/OMGrisham/status/708116327756468224
So the rest of America has finally caught on to how bad Kasich's hair always looks?
— War on Christmas Valor Stealer (@WindingDot) March 11, 2016
https://twitter.com/aaron_hackworth/status/708115236520337409
It’s a debate after all, so let’s give some time to the opposing viewpoint.
https://twitter.com/lpolgreen/status/708115963351326720
I appreciate John Kasich's cowlick, keeping his hair messy all the time.
— Matt L. Stephens (@MattStephens) March 11, 2016
I’m giving Kasich a provisional A on his hair styling. Big improvement.
— John Lilly (@johnolilly) March 11, 2016
https://twitter.com/daveanthony/status/708111472627294208
Going out on a limb to say Kasich has the best hair of any Republican presidential candidate.
— Elizabeth McCracken (@elizmccracken) March 11, 2016
https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/708114986091089920
No; stick to the issues, please.