Happy Tuesday, everybody!
https://twitter.com/DRUDGE/status/671721776393486336
According to Drudge, the DiCaprio-raped-by-a-bear story is "developing" https://t.co/mh3AZMzEla pic.twitter.com/EOtQ1sTZQI
— Matthew Kassel (@matthewkassel) December 1, 2015
It’s the story Twitter was made for.
Whatever “important” news you’re writing about today can wait until we get this DiCaprio bear-rape situation straightened out
— Allahpundit (@allahpundit) December 1, 2015
Oh, absolutely. So if this is too much for you …
https://twitter.com/SethAMandel/status/671734035631243264
I was not given a #triggerwarning before you people started discussing bears in a way that threatens my childhood image of my teddy bear
— Bethany Bowra (@BethanyBowra) December 1, 2015
Lotta creeps on Twitter making jokes rn. There's literally nothing funny about bear rape. pic.twitter.com/dtenGbd4VR
— EverythingsAProblem (@99Problematics) December 1, 2015
I need a safe space from DiCaprio Raped by Bear headlines.
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) December 1, 2015
… You’ve come to the wrong place.
https://twitter.com/SonnyBunch/status/671735052582170625
To: Huma
From: Diane Reynolds
Leo raped by bear? Pls print.— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) December 1, 2015
@DRUDGE Now I see how animals are affected by #climatechange
— H (@veritas91355) December 1, 2015
Another symptom of climate change- bear rape
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) December 1, 2015
I wish I had a dollar for every time an Oscar campaign resorted to the old trick of "A bear raped Leonardo DiCaprio."
— Mark Harris (@MarkHarrisNYC) December 1, 2015
One day you're king of the world, the next you're getting raped by a bear. #smh
— jon gabriel (@exjon) December 1, 2015
https://twitter.com/justkarl/status/671732840304926721
I think we all know what's eating Gilbert Grape now.
— Sara Miller (@Millerita) December 1, 2015
@bgoesthed Legally speaking though, wouldn't it be hard to prove the bear could understand no consent? Might be a tough case to prosecute.
— Chris Shaffer (@cmshaffer07) December 1, 2015
Q: Gonna go see The Revenant?
A: Does a bear rape in the woods?
— Ben Domenech (@bdomenech) December 1, 2015
If a bear raped DiCaprio in the woods, would anyone care?
— Meh it’s Kari (@Kari_in_804) December 1, 2015
Hey DiCaprio. Bear spray. Just saying. pic.twitter.com/T0GQJIWEs1
— Denny Loggins (@DennyLoggins) December 1, 2015
Just LOOK at how Hollywood is appropriating Bear Culture. Also, why couldn't they hire a BEAR ACTOR instead of Leo DiCaprio?! #BearWashing
— NJJDB (@NJJDB) December 1, 2015
https://twitter.com/Aaron_RS/status/671730456962850816
Women's groups call to remove Bear from California state flag following DiCaprio incident.
— NeoN: Automataster (@neontaster) December 1, 2015
Bear Presser: "I did not have sexual relations with that man, Mr. DiCaprio…"
— Fiddy-Two Trillion (@Pqlyur1) December 1, 2015
Bear: "Did we get it *that* time?"
Director: "We got it. The next scene is…"
DiCaprio: "Hold on! I didn't feel present. One more take?"— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahDispatch) December 1, 2015
Once again, Reagan proved prophetic.https://t.co/woXUsjOQr4
— Brian Faughnan (@BrianFaughnan) December 1, 2015
If I were that bear, I'd be getting tested is all I'm saying.
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) December 1, 2015
https://twitter.com/seanmdav/status/671733749462233088/photo/1
https://twitter.com/jimmiebjr/status/671732812098240512
RT @DRUDGE_REPORT DICAPRIO RAPED BY BEAR IN FOX MOVIE! https://t.co/w3GGCekgVf pic.twitter.com/cWyfqPp20n
— Alyssa Canobbio Hackbarth (@AlyssaEinDC) December 1, 2015
https://twitter.com/AndrewStilesUSA/status/671727580777742337
https://twitter.com/GayPatriot/status/671737735359700993
"A Bear did WHAT?!" pic.twitter.com/zf85Rx6z3H
— Brian Faughnan (@BrianFaughnan) December 1, 2015
https://twitter.com/Pumpjack_Sally/status/671737506686087168
Upon hearing of Yogi's depravity, Ranger Smith was not pleased with him in the slightest pic.twitter.com/N4z8lRU9vH
— Andrew Johnson (@AndrewE_Johnson) December 1, 2015
Trump not only predicted that Leo would be raped by a bear, he also saw thousands of other bears celebrating on TV.
— Christian Vanderbrouk (@UrbanAchievr) December 1, 2015
In line for the new Leo DiCaprio movie. pic.twitter.com/bRVguoImLy
— Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair ? (@senatorshoshana) December 1, 2015
Once you go black bear you never go back there. pic.twitter.com/onC7VqkWjH
— kilgore trout was in the loop (@KT_So_It_Goes) December 1, 2015
Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.
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Update:
What’s this? Some possible rain on our parade?
https://twitter.com/BKcolin/status/671756955782893570
Say it ain’t so!
https://twitter.com/NoahCRothman/status/671757021176340480
https://twitter.com/SonnyBunch/status/671757190793994241
From Business Insider:
UPDATE: A source who has seen the film tells Business Insider there is no bear rape scene, and a film critic on Twitter also denies the existence of the scene:
Things that didn't happen in/at THE REVENANT: 1.) DiCaprio raped by a bear; 2.) women fainting in the aisles.
— Mark Dujsik (@markreviews) December 1, 2015
Stop toying with us, universe!
Can they add one? Because now we all want to see it https://t.co/CTIB1C9XXU
— Allahpundit (@allahpundit) December 1, 2015
Well, that was fun while it lasted. https://t.co/KOzABjlNeM
— Gabriel Malor (@gabrielmalor) December 1, 2015
https://twitter.com/justkarl/status/671757191800459264