Well, at the very least, he makes us feel kinda bad for the guy.
As Twitchy reported, douchenozzle Donald shared Lindsey Graham’s private phone number during a speech earlier today. Because he’s a douchenozzle, and that’s just the sort of thing douchenozzles do.
Here’s how the Graham campaign initially responded:
https://twitter.com/BenjySarlin/status/623544064529571840
Later, Graham took to Twitter:
Probably getting a new phone. iPhone or Android?
— Lindsey Graham (@LindseyGrahamSC) July 21, 2015
Not bad, Senator. Not bad.
https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/623571747682521088
https://twitter.com/katearthsis/status/623572362252972032
#wellplayed RT @LindseyGrahamSC: Probably getting a new phone. iPhone or Android?
— Reuben (@ReubenIngber) July 21, 2015
https://twitter.com/JamesEzzio/status/623573734457094144
https://twitter.com/moderncomments/status/623573246852493312
@LindseyGrahamSC LOL – don't agree with you on everything, but you're right @realDonaldTrump is a jackass
— Brendan Quinn (@Mighty_Quinner) July 21, 2015
@LindseyGrahamSC @GayPatriot good play by Graham
— Dr Florida Elf Unleashed™ (@TheRogue_Elf) July 21, 2015
@LindseyGrahamSC well played, sir.
— Mahoney Comms Group (@MahoneyComms) July 21, 2015
https://twitter.com/Aaron_RS/status/623573713368145920
Good for @LindseyGrahamSC for having a sense of humor compared to Trump's immature little stunt. https://t.co/7HSjQ9Q3HL
— Sarah Rumpf (@rumpfshaker) July 21, 2015
Of course, he didn’t quite nail it:
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Clever except a new phone number is what you really need. https://t.co/Bk6TnKcG78
— Ashe Schow (@AsheSchow) July 21, 2015
@LindseyGrahamSC Not new phone, new phone number. Oh boy.
— Nebraska Nicole (@nebraskanicole1) July 21, 2015
@LindseyGrahamSC uh, you can change your phone number without changing your phone @politicalwire
— David Bluefeather (@Plumazul) July 21, 2015
@LindseyGrahamSC Keep phone. Change number. Save money.
— Harold Fingers (@Sec309sBack) July 21, 2015
Technically you need a new number. A new PHONE will still get your Trump calls. https://t.co/wAHZfkm41G
— Emily Zanotti’s Great & Unmatched Wisdom (@emzanotti) July 21, 2015
@LindseyGrahamSC You don't need a new phone! You need a new number! Get with it
— Kevin Farrar (@KevFarrar) July 21, 2015
Oh well. At least he tried.
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