What’s so funny? Well, as Twitchy readers know, TV Land is pulling “Dukes of Hazzard” from its line-up. Because, confederate flag and stuff. Way to cave to the tolerance mob, TV Land. So, how can the show be rebooted to fit the parameters of the thought police? These givers have the answers and you will laugh until you cry.
@redsteeze The Dukes of Hazzard reboot will have Ace and Gary driving a Prius with a rainbow flag.
— jon gabriel (@exjon) July 1, 2015
Genius.
And a Coexist bumper sticker.
— Beebo (@beebobaby) July 1, 2015
Oh, how our sides are aching … that’s just perfect.
@exjon @redsteeze Rosanne Bar will play Daisy.
— We are screwed (@PornPops69) July 1, 2015
Stop it. Please. Perish the thought …
@exjon Daisy Duke? NO GENDER.
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) July 1, 2015
Whew!
https://twitter.com/WrightBrunoS/status/616280241212948481
@exjon @redsteeze and they will be driving around picking up litter and helping the police with inner city children
— Rani ~ Science Skeptic ? (@MilitaryRosary) July 1, 2015
@redsteeze Caitlyn Duke will wear skinny jeans and sensible shoes.
— jon gabriel (@exjon) July 1, 2015
@exjon Boss Hogg will just watch a lot of Fox News and Sheriff Rosco will only arrest black people.
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) July 1, 2015
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It’s funny, yet not at all funny, because we can see it being true!
@exjon @redsteeze Just punched my cat while picturing Uncle Jesse in a onesie; hope youre happy.
— ⇜Vapid↭Echo⇝ (@VapidEcho) July 1, 2015
Pajama Boy meets “Dukes of Hazzard”? Yes, that is a punch-worthy thought.
@exjon Can't stop laughing!! Thank you.
— Christy (@IMNERHO) July 1, 2015
Yep. So there’s that? If we don’t laugh, we will end up curled in the fetal position and weeping.
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