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Resolved: This whining Guardian hack's snit fit (and new gig) are truly beyond parody

Bingo! What sparked the latest persecution complex from a hack? Well, since it is a day ending in “y,” a lapdog journo had to expose his or her true, and biased, colors. Enter this Guardian opinion writer:

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https://twitter.com/kath_krueger/status/586564803587637249

Um. Not so fast, toots. As Twitchy reported, yet another false media narrative was attempted in regard to GOP presidential candidate Rand Paul. Media attempted to create a kerfuffle by falsely claiming Sen. Paul stormed out of an interview with The Guardian. Except, you know, THIS is what happened:

Oops! Nice work, lapdoggies. As actor Rob Lowe recently pointed out, a hashtag for some media outlets should be #NeverLetTheFactsRuinAGoodStory.

Corrected, yet no apology, natch. Because it’s totally not her fault anyway, guys. Y’all are just meany pants and stuff. Especially men.

https://twitter.com/kath_krueger/status/586592783294685184

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Giggling madly.

Ding, ding, ding!

But no. Accountability is for suckas, apparently.

https://twitter.com/kath_krueger/status/586589892139966464

Waaah.

Pathetic, ma’am.

Perfect.

Yep. But instead, she bravely ran away.

Ridiculous. And telling.

What was the oh-so-offensive tweet? Oh, just some truth:

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We guess the truth, like Rand Paul, is oh-so-scary to media.

The snit fit was bad enough. But Ms. Krueger’s next announcement truly moved into the beyond parody arena:

Perfect. Match.

Related:

Did Rand Paul ‘storm out’ of an interview with the Guardian? Let’s go to the video, you hacks, and see for ourselves

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