Is there’s been anything missing from this week’s news cycle, it’s been Cookie Monster. Thankfully, CNN’s Jake Tapper is on the job this weekend to correct that oversight and present his followers with a Passover-themed caption contest. Take it away, Mr. Tapper.
Caption contest pic.twitter.com/P99KkrcMBK
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) April 5, 2015
https://twitter.com/brianshall/status/584516254381125632
@jaketapper "C IS FOR CHAMETZ, IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME"
— All I Want for Christmas is Roux (@jmshoffstall) April 5, 2015
@jaketapper "M is for matzo, that's good enough for me!"
— Eric Williams (@FunkyDung) April 5, 2015
https://twitter.com/elongreen/status/584516365140107264
@elongreen lol
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) April 5, 2015
@jaketapper Cookie Matzoer
— Stephanie Lucianovic she/her ⛈️ (@grubreport) April 5, 2015
@jaketapper "hmm i think these are unleavened-oh well, i guess i'll just have eleven of them!"
— ?️⚧️??♀️ kiki ??♀️?️⚧️ (@heyjdey) April 5, 2015
@jaketapper “Matzah is a sometimes food."
— Alan Sepinwall (@sepinwall) April 5, 2015
@jaketapper Mazel. Mazel.
— SheriSue (@sfochs71) April 5, 2015
@jaketapper “Matzo! CRUMB EXPLOSION!!!”
— Michael Orton (@MichaelOrton) April 5, 2015
"Bread of affliction. Nom nom nom nom nom….“ RT@jaketapper: Caption contest pic.twitter.com/pvZv8K3fQa
— Hesiod Theogeny (@Hesiod2k11) April 5, 2015
@jaketapper "via this image you may infer that I am circumsized"
— rachel millman (@rachelmillman) April 5, 2015
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@jaketapper "This no cookie, Michelle Obama."
— Matt Dawson (@SaintRPh) April 5, 2015
@jaketapper "I slept with your wife."
— Frank J. Fleming (@IMAO_) April 5, 2015
https://twitter.com/Will_Antonin/status/584517602493526016
https://twitter.com/JimmyJames38/status/584517696177512448
@jaketapper M is for matzah, because we had to flee…
— MTDyellsatsports (@MTomDem) April 5, 2015
https://twitter.com/dmsaga/status/584517751810555904
https://twitter.com/EHamilton92/status/584517844433379328
@jaketapper Me eat unleavened bread to honor heritage.
— The Rude Pundit (@rudepundit) April 5, 2015
"Who burned my tortillas?!?" RT @jaketapper: Caption contest pic.twitter.com/9pvZojS0tY
— ¡El Sooopèrr! ن c137 (@SooperMexican) April 5, 2015
@jaketapper c is for constipated
— Sam Smith (@Sam_I_Smith) April 5, 2015
?@jaketapper Here is mine. @GotMilk ? would approve! ? #GotMilk pic.twitter.com/4nfknVEpIe
— Darnell Clayton (@Darnell) April 5, 2015
https://twitter.com/AmyOtto8/status/584518764701458433
@jaketapper this cookie tastes like cardboard!
— Michael Schmutz (@MSDomer) April 5, 2015
@jaketapper "S" is for Sheldon Adelson, Him say Cookie Monster change coat to red and support one-state solution.
— Jon Perr (@Perrspectives) April 5, 2015
https://twitter.com/YellowTapShoe/status/584519058294345729
https://twitter.com/EricKjos/status/584519329258934272
Everyone thought Oscar the Grouch was Jewish. RT @jaketapper: Caption contest pic.twitter.com/hXOH1LaEMe
— ♱ Mr. Will ♱ ⭐️⭐️⭐️ (@Dudeteronomy) April 5, 2015
@Hesiod2k11 @jaketapper Matzah you eat with your mouth open?
— JD King (@DBRTweetz) April 5, 2015
Oy vey, bubbala! Not to kvetch, I mean, I love a good nosh too, but c'mon. “@jaketapper: Caption contest pic.twitter.com/dRJu4jwvcU”
— Harold Stockinghands ?? (@StickeeNotes) April 5, 2015
@jaketapper Needs Nutella!
— Ris (@Cocoanilla) April 5, 2015
@jaketapper "These Passover cookies are TERRIBLE."
— Amy Roth (@aimster215) April 5, 2015
@SooperMexican @jaketapper Matzo matzo man… pic.twitter.com/teWzOOUM7V
— Sharon Balestra (@stylishsatirist) April 5, 2015
@EricKjos @jaketapper Sunny Day, On my way to where the cookies are unleavened. Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street Bakery?
— Don C. McDaniel (@DonCarrMAC) April 5, 2015