@KatMcKinley did you look between the couch cushions?
— SoothingDave (@SoothingDave) March 14, 2015
Russian President Vladimir Putin hasn’t made a public appearance in over a week, and though we wouldn’t say the general public is particularly concerned about his absence, it has inspired a handful of popular rumors and, like the mythical Boston Yeti, a few brief sightings but no conclusive proof of his whereabouts.
Ok. I'm going to have to google this Putin rumor, aren't I?
— RBe (@RBPundit) March 13, 2015
https://twitter.com/Tark31/status/576484041290964992
That he hasn't been seen in public and might be dead. RT @Tark31 @RBPundit What rumor?
— RBe (@RBPundit) March 13, 2015
@RBPundit @Tark31 Ehh more believable rumor is that he is away to watch his gymnast gf give birth. Expect more panic if he was dead.
— (((AG))) (@AG_Conservative) March 13, 2015
"I hid in a closet for three whole days, and nobody even noticed." #missingPutin pic.twitter.com/FmdCD6TPfK
— Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec) March 15, 2015
I want to know what happened to Putin but I'm only on episode 5 so no spoilers
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) March 14, 2015
@jaketapper Sources say Putin is hiking an Appalachian trail with his Argentine soulmate.
— Uri Blago (@UriBlago) March 14, 2015
@jaketapper he's having some more work done to his face. I have my sources, comrade.
— Whitepaw the Cat (@WhitePaw2012) March 14, 2015
https://twitter.com/GovMatt/status/576400285318385666
Where is Vladimir Putin?http://t.co/8xVz1SvHWq
I worry we'll wake up to discover he has, singlehandedly, invaded Belgium.— Martin McGrath (@martinmcgrath) March 14, 2015
@martinmcgrath Just went outside, nothing to see and my car is still in front of my door.
— RobrechtDm (@RobrechtDeman) March 14, 2015
Guys, Putin's right here, crashing on my couch. Said he just needed a few days to chill, get his head together.
— John Schwartz (@jswatz) March 14, 2015
@jswatz Is his girlfriend staying with you, too?
— Steven Bellovin (@SteveBellovin) March 14, 2015
@SteveBellovin yeah. He keeps walking around the house without his shirt on. Irritating.
— John Schwartz (@jswatz) March 14, 2015
Don't want to alarm anyone, but it looks like Vladimir Putin is squatting in my shed. Empty vodka bottles EVERYWHERE. #WheresPutin
— Brian Faughnan (@BrianFaughnan) March 14, 2015
Putin spotted in disguise at London art gallery, with pregnant partner pic.twitter.com/mGm12rdQlb
— Patrick Jackson (@patrickgjackson) March 14, 2015
just got done playing racquetball with #Putin.I beat him three straights sets. He didn't score a single point. I dare him to deny it.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) March 14, 2015
@greggutfeld In Soviet Russia, racket beats you.
— Dave (@Wiskysin) March 14, 2015
https://twitter.com/jdrago906/status/576889986064248832
https://twitter.com/Neen59/status/576889841679515648
https://twitter.com/MullingHagel/status/576417552231886848
Putin's official twitter (@PutinRF_Eng) hasnt been updated since March 6th. That's unusual. Looks to me his 'disappearance' is orchestrated.
— Christian Vermont (@FollowChris) March 15, 2015
#WheresPutin No. I Haven't seen Putin. He unfriended me. Stop asking.
— ?JAIL ? TRUMP ? 2020? (@USAPreferredHer) March 15, 2015
#WheresPutin Nobody knows where he is. But her email may contain clues. pic.twitter.com/LyXrhZf6I0
— Charles Adler (@charlesadler) March 14, 2015
Always on the lookout for drones, squirrels, and Russian presidents:
https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/576794438959136768