Have you ever wondered what it is about ISIS and their band of merry men from the 7th century that is so attractive to recruiting ladies from around the world to join the cause? Well, CNN has an answer for you:
https://twitter.com/cmahar3/status/568079323887874048
Right? How can women resist this recruiting pitch?
Ladies, if a stranger on the Internet offers you Kittens and Nutella, they might be ISIS pic.twitter.com/KeHg6aJhs0
— Disgruntled Barves Fan Off Szn (@TheScudStud) February 18, 2015
Exactly the sort of dirty trick nice girls like me always fall for. ON MY GUARD. pic.twitter.com/x5ID28YCNN
— Louisa Loveluck (@leloveluck) February 18, 2015
Dirty tricks, indeed.
A news story I thought I would never see “#ISIS lures women with kittens, nutella” h/t @businessinsider pic.twitter.com/e4AeqUc9IQ
— Sony Kapoor (@SonyKapoor) February 18, 2015
Yes, but the kittens and nutella only signed up for the women! Got em. pic.twitter.com/MvN5o3rA3h @TheOdalisque #ISIS #CNN
— francesca fiorentini (@franifio) February 18, 2015
Ha! Which came first — the jihadi-ladies or the cats? We might never know for sure…
And perhaps CNN has unwittingly discovered ISIS’ weak spot?
So all the security services have to do to seize ISIS recruits is track sales of kittens and Nutella pic.twitter.com/VldSB9Dbas
— Chris Doyle (@Doylech) February 18, 2015
https://twitter.com/levantina_/status/568071551230324736
Exactly. Stop the kittens and Nutella, and you stop ISIS!
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