Do you see? Do you see what climate change hath wrought?
Curious to know how many Global Warming alarmists are mauling each other right now trying to get into @WholeFoods NYC before the snowstorm.
— Dustin Matocha (@DustinMatocha) January 26, 2015
Let’s take a look:
#Shopocalypse at Whole Foods in Chelsea with bigger crowds and more on edge than before Hurricane Sandy #blizzard pic.twitter.com/jRV4A2Mdft
— Paul Brandeis Raushenbush (@raushenbush) January 26, 2015
This is the scene outside the @WholeFoods in Union Square, NYC right now. Chaos. (photo by @acpants) #blizzardof2015 pic.twitter.com/Kg7rDLaOVG
— Briän Ries (@moneyries) January 26, 2015
Lines wrapped around the block at Whole Foods right now. Miserable. (via @acpants) #blizzardof2015 pic.twitter.com/D4lzAgYL12
— Amanda Wills (@AmandaWills) January 26, 2015
Well, there’s only one thing left to do now: Crack wise!
https://twitter.com/Cameron_Gray/status/559831229977985025
And thus begins the Apocalypse, a snow storm panics the upper classes at Whole Foods….;-) pic.twitter.com/fLIlmjkRoN
— Terry McAusland (@TerryMcAusland) January 26, 2015
@SalenaZitoTrib @moneyries @WholeFoods do you really need "organic" for bread, milk and toilet paper?
— Brian Cartwright (@blcartwright) January 26, 2015
Go ahead and Jack Torrance yourselves waiting outside a Whole Foods. Great idea
— Dave Rosado (@DaveRosado) January 26, 2015
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Flying into Snowmageddon was scary…but the Downtown Whole Foods is like a fucking battle scene from Game of thrones.
— Storm Large (@Stormof69) January 26, 2015
@moneyries gotta stock up on Goat's Milk and Organic Eggs before #Blizzardof2015 @WholeFoods @acpants
— Karen McAllister (@karenmcallister) January 26, 2015
https://twitter.com/Coondawg68/status/559838307979640832
Yuppies wildin all for the sake of Whole Foods.
— Lynda (@LeSnackSportif) January 26, 2015
BREAKING: NYC Whole Foods runs out of ironic beverages; hipsters attempt to flee city;
thousands of electric cars frozen on area highways.— BAH! Humbuggery… (@thehiredmind) January 26, 2015
https://twitter.com/nwblackmon/status/559837668490870785
@SalenaZitoTrib @moneyries @WholeFoods hipsters gotta eat too…
— Ryan (@chasinghumility) January 26, 2015
Peak Kale. RT @AmandaWills Lines wrapped around the block at Whole Foods right now. pic.twitter.com/6VBpFmSaQ6
— Seth (@dcseth) January 26, 2015
For the record, there really is a run on kale:
blizzardof2015 My friend's pic of the "kale aisle at Wholefoods in Chelsea" (NYC) pic.twitter.com/rQQ5HZ2wri
— Jennifer King (@jenapradio) January 26, 2015
https://twitter.com/nwblackmon/status/559829742170697728
https://twitter.com/Glynner85/status/559847371811856384
This is serious, you guys.
https://twitter.com/noahWG/status/559834457876606976
Must. Get. KALE! RT @moneyries: The scene outside the @WholeFoods in Union Square, NYC right now. (photo by @acpants) pic.twitter.com/jZrK52hTWC
— Kristie Bihn (@kristiebihn) January 26, 2015
Whole Foods running out of both kale AND quinoa. Shit is getting serious. #Snowmageddon2015
— Jules Ehrhardt (@ezyjules) January 26, 2015
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHA MT @AmandaWills Lines wrapped around the block at Whole Foods right now. pic.twitter.com/Pug6jlQpu8
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) January 26, 2015
Next big NYC foodie craze: free range cannibalism pic.twitter.com/Pug6jlQpu8
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) January 26, 2015
OMG THEY'RE STABBING EACH OTHER FOR THE LAST PACKAGE OF VEGAN EGG SUBSTITUTE #NightOfTheLivingUnionSquareHipsters pic.twitter.com/Pug6jlQpu8
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) January 26, 2015
News about panic buying at NYC Whole Foods reaches Louisiana pic.twitter.com/J1eu1jmQKc
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) January 26, 2015
Teehee!
https://twitter.com/NathanWurtzel/status/559832086258126848
https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/559831590293876736
https://twitter.com/joshgreenman/status/559829456731525120
@MsLesleySmith @moneyries @WholeFoods @acpants On the verge of wintry apocalypse, we demand access to organic pistachios NOW.
— Tim Teeman (@TimTeeman) January 26, 2015
https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/559837590937808898
I'm just not sure I trust the survival skills of people who would form lines around Whole Foods in prep for a blizzard #NYCblizzard
— Tamara Winter (@_TamaraWinter) January 26, 2015
That’s a very fair point.
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