Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner.
Salon’s still grumpy about Wendy Davis’ humiliating loss against Greg Abbott:
White women didn't just fail Wendy Davis – they failed the rest of Texas, too http://t.co/quMNfECw5Z pic.twitter.com/iiGstmkRP6
— Salon (@Salon) November 6, 2014
And there’s only one thing to do in a case like this: Bask. Bask like you’ve never basked before.
Let this guy show you how it’s done:
https://twitter.com/wryson/status/530411556367269888
That’s beautiful. Just beautiful.
https://twitter.com/JayCaruso/status/530412765396369408
https://twitter.com/Cl3v3r_G1rl/status/530413980603666433
https://twitter.com/SywakSays/status/530412947206463490
@wryson @Salon Yeah, you're gonna get some new followers today. That was so full of win, I had to change my pants.
— RightWired (@_donaldson) November 6, 2014
https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/530413139204919296
Tears of happiness, of course!
I lol'd so hard. https://t.co/dd62fJEEv7
— RBe (@RBPundit) November 6, 2014
@wryson @RBPundit @Salon literally a stitch in my side from laughing so hard, that is too funny.
— Jeff Ellington ???? (@Jeff__Ellington) November 6, 2014
https://twitter.com/Reckoner67/status/530417141296934912
Omg pure joy. https://t.co/2jY70QtXDA
— Gregg (@greekkid31) November 6, 2014
Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.