Gasping! As Twitchy readers know, the slacktivist-filled “People’s Climate March” is happening now. And it is as absurd and mock-worthy as expected.
It's the freaky-deaky Cirque du Climate Change – neon green wig optional. pic.twitter.com/Se6ub5nisQ #peopleclimatechange
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) September 21, 2014
Yikes!
It gets worse:
Because if we build enough big freaky puppets, the planet will be saved! #peoplesclimatemarch http://t.co/zIPqaEM60h
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) September 21, 2014
Creepy.
@ThisIsJoshSmith @michellemalkin Oh. My. Goodness…….
— Mary #FlyTheW (@mchastain81) September 21, 2014
Get ready for aching sides.
@ChrisYMcCoy @michellemalkin I KNEW IT! It's never a real lefty demonstration until they haul out the giant puppets!
— Christa Cooper (@MissMarple2) September 21, 2014
https://twitter.com/ThisIsJoshSmith/status/513706197888032769
https://twitter.com/finditandkillit/status/513714675696271360
I've always said we're just one huge paper mâché puppet away from (enter fringe cause here) succeeding.
— Sunny McSunnyface (@sunnyright) September 21, 2014
@michellemalkin That puppet is conductor of the Crazy Train.
— Suze (@suze109) September 21, 2014
https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/513715018341560320
First, creepy puppet. Next? Ah yes. Interpretive dance.
My aching sides. Feel free to caption this #climatemarch interpretive dance ==> pic.twitter.com/qGhfLuNloy
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) September 21, 2014
https://twitter.com/matsmilehigh/status/513709855131979780
https://twitter.com/TruthHurtsYou/status/513710014851465216
https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/513712585532014592
@michellemalkin and they wonder why no serious person listens.
— Rita McConnell (@52York) September 21, 2014
@michellemalkin Maybe they could interpretive dance our economy back into shape, think? LMBO!!!!
— Scotty (@musicgirl77) September 21, 2014
@TruthHurtsYou @michellemalkin The only thing I usually interpret from interpretive dance is how stupid it looks.
— Greg F. #LibertyOrDeath #WuhanVirus ?only (@straytski) September 21, 2014
Bingo.
https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/513716173490245633
Perfect.
And an excellent exit point about the oh-so-creepy puppet:
@michellemalkin that will end up in a landfill.
— Darren (@DarrenScott12) September 21, 2014
Ding, ding, ding! Heck of a job, marchers.
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