Um, because it’s awesome? But speaking of “head,” what’s up with his?
We need to discuss the size of John Mellencamp's head. pic.twitter.com/enHGcaduFl
— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) September 19, 2014
Yes, please. Discuss.
@baseballcrank it's big
— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) September 19, 2014
@exjon @baseballcrank that is one big noggin.
— susan price (@sbprice) September 19, 2014
https://twitter.com/IncorrectChange/status/512763084104929281
@baseballcrank YES!! Mellencamp's head is Gene Hackmanesque! Must be a size 8 1/2
— chris lynch (@ALargeRegular) September 19, 2014
@baseballcrank I look at picture of Mellencamp and I hear a voice in my head saying "I am not an animal! I am a human being"
— chris lynch (@ALargeRegular) September 19, 2014
@baseballcrank: Never seen these two together. pic.twitter.com/sIHZd7YacC
— Commodore Matt Decker, MIA (@CdreMattDecker) September 19, 2014
@baseballcrank John Melonhead.
— jon gabriel (@exjon) September 19, 2014
Giggling madly.
@baseballcrank the real issue is the shape.
— Brendan Hyde (@BrenHyde) September 19, 2014
And the future.
He's on track to be Ted Kennedy by 2020. RT "@baseballcrank: We need to discuss the size of John Mellencamp's head. pic.twitter.com/JCvhlGp7fm"
— BAH! Humbuggery… (@thehiredmind) September 19, 2014
Oh, the humanity!