No, but for real. National Review’s Jim Geraghty is on a #ScotlandDecides-inspired roll.
— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) September 18, 2014
That would have been hilarious by itself. But things got even funnier. Take it away, Jim!
Well, well, well, Trebek, fancy sheeing you again. It's been a while.
— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) September 18, 2014
The remainder of tonight'sh Tweetsh shall be in the voice of Sean Connery, laddies and lassies.
— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) September 18, 2014
Now ish the winter of your discontent, London!
— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) September 18, 2014
Last night, your mother voted, "yes, yes, YES!"
— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) September 18, 2014
Dying!
Schtep One: Declare Independence. Schtep Two: Conquer England, Northern Ireland, and Wales.
— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) September 18, 2014
Breaking news? I'll tell ya what's breaking, laddie, the United Kingdom.
— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) September 18, 2014
Get that Ukrainian doof off the screen, SheNN! There's real news afoot!
— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) September 18, 2014
Timeo Danaos et dona ferentes.
— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) September 18, 2014
A great day comrades, we sail into history!
— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) September 18, 2014
CNN’s sidesplitting “math is hard” Scotland poll oopsie didn’t escape his notice either. Fear the wrath!
Scottish math sure is an interesting field of study http://t.co/YPreR73Vbn
— PoliMath (@politicalmath) September 18, 2014
Recommended
.@politicalmath Don't mouth off, laddie. We Scots always give 110 percent.
— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) September 18, 2014
Beautiful.
Marcus would agree with me!
— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) September 18, 2014
If it takes 58 percent to beat the "No" side's 52 percent, then we'll do it!
— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) September 18, 2014
It was "Yes, I want to stay with the UK" and "No, I don't want to leave", right? What? Ah, dammit.
— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) September 18, 2014
This ish why the vote should have been "LEAVE" or "SCHTAY."
— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) September 18, 2014
You shee what I'm shaying is, what are you prepared to do?
— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) September 18, 2014
The Lord hates a coward.
[SLAPS SELF]
That's for blasphemy!
— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) September 18, 2014
Yesh, yesh, everyone's already done the Waukesha County joke already.
— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) September 18, 2014
No resultsh for shix to nine hours? I'll be passed out drunk by then. Actually, I'll be passed out drunk in about 15 minutes.
— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) September 18, 2014
If we lose tonight, it will be the biggest disappointment since League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) September 18, 2014
After independence, we have a referendum on whether or not I was the best Bond.
— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) September 18, 2014
https://twitter.com/hboulware/status/512724416505970689
.@hboulware You'll rue the day you crossed me, lassie.
— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) September 18, 2014
Thish crown doesn't make me look presumptuous, does it? pic.twitter.com/hxOgZTft4D
— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) September 18, 2014
He’s still going! Follow along with his always outstanding Twitter feed (you should be following him already).
Please. Don’t schtop!
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