Oh dear! As Twitchy readers know, Scotland votes in a referendum on September 18 on whether or not to remain part of Great Britain and the race is too close to call.
Time for the oldest trick in the book?
"No" camp in #Scotland really desperate for anything to reverse poll trends … #YesScotland http://t.co/ViM5IYENjC pic.twitter.com/N5IniNfobk
— Donnacha Ó Beacháin (@DonnachaDCU) September 9, 2014
This is like The Onion meets my subconscious: "How the next Royal Baby might sway the polls in Scotland" http://t.co/uuAeYE1aWV
— Kristen Soltis Anderson (@KSoltisAnderson) September 9, 2014
A conspiracy!
This tweet suggesting the real reason for the royal baby has people cracking up. It has been retweeted nearly 7,000 times as of this writing, and for good reason:
Scotland : "I'm leaving you…"
Britain : "You can't!"
Scotland : "I'm leaving. It's over."
Britain : "… I'm pregnant!!"#RoyalBaby— British Conservatives (@BritishLiberty_) September 8, 2014
Gasping! Will it work?
@YesVoteScots Scotland: "its not my baby"
— Elizabeth Ferguson (@fergles) September 8, 2014
The plot thickens!
@YesVoteScots @malsaafin Scotland : "You've been cheating on me with Wales again, haven't you?!"
— Hashem Said (@hash_said) September 8, 2014
https://twitter.com/LBL72/status/509132566608490498
Beautiful.
@YesVoteScots @Boeufblogginon prize for best tweet!!
— Trish Clough (@trishola2) September 8, 2014
It’s certainly in the running.
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