Well, a shocking revelation was made.
This is No Big Deal 😉 RT @katyperry: IT'S OKAY HELLO KITTY FANS, KITTY PURRY IS A CAT.
— Hello Kitty (@hellokitty) August 28, 2014
But apparently Hello Kitty is not (read the whole story if you want to have your mind blown).
Mind blown about @hellokitty? http://t.co/4Y8Bv2MQSv
— Sanrio (@sanrio) August 27, 2014
Oh, the humanity! Oh, the betrayal!
They do have a point. But I felt like my childhood was a lie. Hello Kitty is a human girl, not a cat http://t.co/JCibbMlATe via @TIME
— Vine 수지랑 (@missD_vine) August 28, 2014
I for one feel betrayed by "Hello Kitty" for representing herself as a Kitty for so long. Jesus is it even a She?!! #HelloKitty #Lies
— Mickey White (@BiasedGirl) August 28, 2014
Based on my Twitter feed, Hello Kitty brought Ebola to Brad and Angelina's wedding in Ukraine. Whoa, if true.
— Olivier Knox (@OKnox) August 28, 2014
https://twitter.com/msnadiaosman/status/504820083755986946
RT @HonestToddler: .@hellokitty Ur not a human
— Mickey White (@BiasedGirl) August 28, 2014
Ok Hello Kitty let's say you're a human. WHAT'S YOUR SOCIAL.
— Bunmi Laditan (@HonestToddler) August 28, 2014
https://twitter.com/JayCaruso/status/505061103580094464
https://twitter.com/Heminator/status/505071192966176768
I guess the Hello Kitty people are telling us she is a human girl who was tragically modified to resemble a cartoon cat.
— Hunter Baker (@hunterbaker) August 28, 2014
When HELLO KITTY trends, I always hope it's followed with, "… has been viciously attacked and eaten by a rabid coyote."
— Jeff Pearlman (@jeffpearlman) August 28, 2014
Snicker. But wait … perhaps this from what purports to be Sanrio Puroland makes up for Sanrio’s years of the ultimate betrayal?
https://twitter.com/Alex_Gold/status/505022999310131200
So Sanrio has a Vine account and it is fucking weird/creepy/cracked out. https://t.co/9fygRAaPzW
— Samantha Powell (@sdpowell1) August 28, 2014
There’s more.
Watch official Sanrio vines & question reality https://t.co/S9Wp1MPmVR
— Julia (@sparkymonster) August 28, 2014
Sanrio's vine account is impressively insane https://t.co/987jJnLM3N
— Ryan Broderick (@broderick) August 28, 2014
What in the heck? Hold us!
https://twitter.com/GuinnessKebab/status/505019888080257024
“@ryanpbroderick: Sanrio's vine account is impressively insane https://t.co/DojPv0U17R” THIS IS SO FUNNY
— randomhero (@j__cky) August 28, 2014
https://twitter.com/AleeceTaylor/status/505029750851502080
https://twitter.com/mseaaa/status/505036186927505408
We don’t want to know. The truth about Hello Kitty was horrifying enough.