John Kerry's jet can't handle any more eco-hypocrisy; Goes green

Burning tons of fuel to attend a conference on man-made climate change might even be too much hypocrisy for the plane that carries Secretary of State John Kerry, because the jet “went green” today. And by “went green” we mean “broke down”:

https://twitter.com/pettybooshwah/status/500003613129719809

Dawn. Hickam Field, #Hawaii.
Beautiful.
But it won't fly.#SecKerry heading home commercially.#Congress pic.twitter.com/REDZ2HcYre

— Matt Lee (@APDiploWriter) August 14, 2014

Kerry might have to start using his official SoS bicycle a little more.