In Philadelphia, a “Ready for Hillary” campaign bus experienced a mechanical problem today:
https://twitter.com/bterris/status/477523415616614400
https://twitter.com/bterris/status/477524016756817920
Metaphor of the week?
Ready for Hillary bus breaks down, hipster staffers have to crawl underneath and try fix it. For updates: @bterris pic.twitter.com/0ZzwccMIls
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) June 13, 2014
@bennyjohnson @AndrewStilesUSA @bterris Something tells me that band of "pajama boys" will be calling a local mechanic soon.
— Tim Kelley (@timkelley1521) June 13, 2014
Not a parody: Hillary staffers try to locate bus motor pic.twitter.com/e9FY01QgHY
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) June 13, 2014
https://twitter.com/bterris/status/477528394494525440
Even though the bus is back on the road, repair suggestions continue to roll in so if this happens again, they’ll know how to fix it, Hillary-style:
#HowToFixHillarysCampaignBus Distribute a 12-point position paper explaining how the bus is not actually broken.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) June 13, 2014
Call a limo for Hillary, and have her staff hitchhike. #HowToFixHillarysCampaignBus
— Sam Valley (@SamValley) June 13, 2014
#HowToFixHillarysCampaignBus A bipartisan coalition.
— Rick Sheridan (@RickSheridan) June 13, 2014
"Don't just stand there…go get some glue!" #HowToFixHillarysCampaignBus pic.twitter.com/r10SLUgwxr
— The Gladrock (@chrisgladrock) June 13, 2014
#HowToFixHillarysCampaignBus Slam fist on desk, declare "What difference, at this point, does it make?!
— Rich Ratay (@RichRatay) June 13, 2014
Declare it a last-minute adjustment to try to reduce the bus's carbon footprint. @iowahawkblog #HowToFixHillarysCampaignBus
— Not-So-OK Boomer (@Rand_Simberg) June 13, 2014
#HowtoFixHillarysCampaignBus Crawl on under there and hit that big red "Reset" button.
— AW (@AdoubleU17) June 13, 2014
https://twitter.com/StmblngBlockhed/status/477534300493983744
#HowToFixHillarysCampaignBus Talk about how the bus endured Bosnian sniper fire.
— EnjoyingTheOutdoorsCalvin (@MWBRI) June 13, 2014
#HowToFixHillarysCampaignBus Create Hashtag #WeWantourBusBack
— Ace (@Bearclaw24) June 13, 2014
@iowahawkblog Announce the creation of new position – 'Bus Repair Czar' . #HowToFixHillarysCampaignBus
— Brad Spieth (@bradspieth) June 13, 2014
https://twitter.com/usuallyrite/status/477539534276931584
#HowToFixHillarysCampaignBus Call AAA and tell them to stand down. Hey, it worked in Beng..oh, wait…
— Chris McKeever (@TheRealMcKeever) June 13, 2014
Get a rogue Cincinnati employee to call in a favor to #IRS headquarters to send help. #HowToFixHillarysCampaignBus
— ⚾️ Is It Opening Day Yet? ⚾️ #NatsFan Carla (@LibertyBelleCJL) June 13, 2014
@iowahawkblog #HowToFixHillarysCampaignBus Stand by its side, regardless of how many others ride on it.
— Josh Schauer (@JoshSchauer1) June 13, 2014
Don't fix it. Just blame it on an awful internet video that the U.S. had absolutely NOTHING to do with. #HowToFixHillarysCampaignBus
— ⚾️ Is It Opening Day Yet? ⚾️ #NatsFan Carla (@LibertyBelleCJL) June 13, 2014
https://twitter.com/BACCV/status/477541175549644800
#HowToFixHillarysCampaignBus Blather about the bus' non-existent accomplishments.
— EnjoyingTheOutdoorsCalvin (@MWBRI) June 13, 2014
.#HowToFixHillarysCampaignBus Have @TVietor08 call his mom and ask what to do.
— Ace (@Bearclaw24) June 13, 2014
#HowToFixHillarysCampaignBus A UN Security Council Resolution
— Rick Sheridan (@RickSheridan) June 13, 2014
#HowToFixHillarysCampaignBus – At this point, What difference does it make?
— ???♉️ askORnot ♉️??? (@BwBarrnone) June 13, 2014
Nothing like a little bipartisan cooperation to get a problem fixed!