The next issue of Washingtonian MOM doesn’t hit newsstands until next week, but lucky for us, we don’t have to wait for a sneak preview of the cover story:
"Gee, I wonder how glamorous DC politico-media power couples balance their hectic lives." – no taxpayer, anywhere, ever
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) April 11, 2014
Hey, don’t be so quick to dismiss. The story features some totally candid photos, like this one:
https://twitter.com/NoahWehrman/status/454723805202497536
And this one:
https://twitter.com/NoahWehrman/status/454724516707434496
Ooo! And this:
Hmmm … maybe we should take a closer look at that last one. Notice anything unusual?
Look how fake this picture is. pic.twitter.com/eS0zAlrJwZ
— RBe (@RBPundit) April 11, 2014
Wow. There's even more I missed. Updating.
— RBe (@RBPundit) April 11, 2014
That’s right. It gets better:
Updated with more duplicated books. pic.twitter.com/riXC3SsSSx
— RBe (@RBPundit) April 11, 2014
https://twitter.com/seanmdav/status/454733312032919552
Yep, that’ll do it. Heckuva Photoshop job, Washingtonian!
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https://twitter.com/Will_Antonin/status/454728713650049024
"No problem at all Mr. Carney. We can just photoshop the 5 books you own to fill these shelves and make you appear literate."
— Phil Kerpen (@kerpen) April 11, 2014
But wait — would you believe it gets better still? Because it does. For reals:
@RBPundit I like where they left in the kids pinky
— Amelia (@AmeliaHammy) April 11, 2014
@AmeliaHammy LOL
— RBe (@RBPundit) April 11, 2014
Glorious. Just glorious.
https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/454734479836598272
You never know when you might need a stray pinky:
https://twitter.com/davidharsanyi/status/454737248823812096
https://twitter.com/Will_Antonin/status/454729666675638272
Might as well make your kids useful, right?