Preach. It.
@ZackMeisel good for nothing liar…
— Nick Hiltbrand (@NHiltbrand) March 26, 2014
https://twitter.com/CreepyUncle69/status/448625097671450624
Punxsutawney Phil said there would only be six more weeks of winter. What an asshole.
— Bob Brookover (@brookob) March 25, 2014
it's been more than 6 weeks since that asshole groundhog Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow so WHY isn't it spring yet huh
— Annie M. (@anniepmester) March 26, 2014
Tell us how you really feel, guys!
Twitter users who are fed up with winter (count us in!) have just about had it with Punxsutawney Phil. Six more weeks of winter? Lies!
That Punxsutawney Phil is full of it, I'm freezing my nads off. Good grief.
— Jeno Lee (@AlPajeno) March 26, 2014
Damn you Punxsutawney Phil you lying sack of shit, lucky for you temperature underground is always 50-55 degrees.. We freezin outchyea
— Dan (@DannyBates00) March 25, 2014
https://twitter.com/MMW978/status/448791701331922944
Right now, Punxsutawney Phil is being reassured by his lawyers that "six more weeks of winter" is not a binding promise.
— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) March 25, 2014
Snicker. Lawyers won’t save you now, Punxsutawney Prevaricator!
https://twitter.com/UCGoose_/status/448621379709980673
Who wants to join me in punching Punxsutawney Phil in the face?
— Travis Cabage (@Travis_Cabage) March 25, 2014
https://twitter.com/_mduffy/status/448539228725456896
https://twitter.com/Cameron_Vaughn/status/448538516654264320
Punxsutawney Phil is a lil dirty lying varmint who should be made into a hat.
Related, it's snowing for fucksakes
— Strumpy sez This is NOT my President! (@_strumpet_) March 25, 2014
Who wants to go to PA with me and kidnap Punxsutawney Phil? That dude is an ass, this is not Spring.
— Nicolas O'Connell (@N_Oconnell11) March 26, 2014
This morning I swear I saw a group of squirrels plotting the untimely demise of Punxsutawney Phil.
— Tara Lazar (@taralazar) March 26, 2014
There are reports of people with torches and pitchforks headed for Punxsutawney to look for the groundhog.
— Tom Moore (@TomMoore1100) March 26, 2014
If Punxsutawney Phil isn't already trying to flee the country incognito now, his furry little ass is grass.
— TED (@EpicureanDeal) March 25, 2014
Okay, it's time to make Roadkill outta Punxsutawney Phil… It's been 6 weeks and it's still 25°F in Chicago and it snowed last night.
— RMGreg (@RMGreg) March 25, 2014
https://twitter.com/mjwingfield/status/448461906593202177
https://twitter.com/cosbypwjcc/status/448632439821574144
Good morning from Washington. Hopefully, the last hours of winter. I'd like to turn Punxsutawney Phil into a stew!!!
— Bob Costantini (@CostantiniWW1) March 26, 2014
RT @BooyahBoyz: We have put a HIT out on
Punxsutawney Phil
Little VARMINT is DEAD MEAT!
6 more WEEKS of WINTER!
Been longer than that!— Linda (@Linnlondon1) March 21, 2014
https://twitter.com/ChUuurL_Speaks/status/448678320532914177
Forget about watching your shadow, buddy: Watch your back.
Punxsutawney Phil better watch more than his shadow. #liar #sixweeksmyass
— Shane Tallant (@shanetallant) March 25, 2014
Mwahaha.
Related:
Schadenfreude zing! Bright side to #PunxsutawneyPhil’s shadow-spotting?
Heh: Brit Hume tweets photo of another once-trusted institution that can no longer be trusted