Heh. Nothing can stop The Twitter! Nothing.
Fox News’ Adam Housley took to Twitter from the air to share this traumatic tale:
Ok seriously? Some girl/woman/smell-less person just painted their nails on the plane. We're all high now…at 30,000 feet
— Adam Housley (@adamhousley) February 18, 2014
Oh dear! Hope the flight attendants have enough peanuts to pass out to stave off the munchies.
@adamhousley @gretawire With no EXTRA charge…sweet!
— Doc Petit (@docpetit_art) February 18, 2014
Snort.
@adamhousley @gretawire that's nasty! What are people thinking!
— MQD (@QDwyerOnFire) February 18, 2014
https://twitter.com/michael_fox_24/status/435627245369954305
@adamhousley That's just about as bad as someone spraying perfume… Some people just live in their own bubble. Rude
— Chrissie (@CraeMalone) February 18, 2014
@adamhousley @gretawire Hahahhahaha Better Than a Hard Boiled Egg………..:)
— Daisy Dog (@TripawDaisy) February 18, 2014
@adamhousley Yikes. Open a window.
— I'm the Norm (@norm_ray) February 18, 2014
Snicker.
@adamhousley that's something I would do!lol…in the bathroom and act like no one could smell it.She could smell it,she just didn't care
— Lane'(Luh-nay) (@jozzy_thatsme) February 18, 2014
She’s not the only one who would do such a thing. Other travelers report a rash of nefarious nail-painters.
If you aren't allowed to smoke on a plane, you shouldn't be allowed to paint your nails either. #whew #strongsmell
— Ani-Mia (@AniMiaOfficial) November 1, 2013
I'll start: What kind of devil spawn thinks it's a good idea to paint one's nails on an airplane?
— Jeff McDonald (@JMcDonald_SAEN) February 13, 2014
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BIG THANKS to whichever person decided to paint their nails on the airplane, can hardly smell it in a pressurized cabin.
— ?? Justin Hopkins ?? (@JHopkinsSD) December 31, 2013
https://twitter.com/talarae97/status/427829419055808512
Throwback to the last time I went to Florida when the pilot called me out for doing my nails on the plane #sorryy
— kris (@kristinoswill) February 16, 2014
https://twitter.com/Armonipramp/status/433848229189263360
I was doing my nails on the plane and the random stranger next to me goes "I think you're getting us all high, doing us all a favor"?
— samig (@Samiii_gold) February 12, 2014
Jordan is doing her nails while on the plane. I repeat, Jordan is doing her nails while on the plane. #no ?
— Jessica Roth (@jessica_roth3) December 20, 2013
https://twitter.com/Ya88ie/status/404973887479615488
http://instagram.com/p/hI-qepA6oW/
https://twitter.com/angela_markwith/status/411347808575184896
https://twitter.com/Tricia_Diazzz/status/434336352503877632
https://twitter.com/leslielamacchia/status/431969371687104513
https://twitter.com/AlegraKastens/status/422138756481974272
Payback?
next time I should give myself a sponge bath to show her that doing your nails on a plane is kind of intrusive.
— Chris Heilmann (@codepo8) January 24, 2014
A fitting punishment.
But, is there something worse than forcing people to have a group fume-high?
Dude on the plane next to me has on fake nails. Wtf?!?!? pic.twitter.com/lvRBurB4yC
— JV del Rosario (@jvolume22) February 15, 2014
Oh my.
Is filing one's finger nails on an airplane gross? I'm trying to decide how I feel about my neighbor… #sharedair
— Ryan Patton (@ryanspatton) February 15, 2014
https://twitter.com/NewCarInv/status/407888893502300160
Pshaw! Filing is for amateurs, evidently. Clipping is where it’s at.
A guy on the plane was clipping his nails next to me and brushing the clippings onto the floor. I hate him.
— Jon Vermilyea (@jonvermilyea) December 21, 2013
My sister is sitting next to someone on an airplane who is CLIPPING THEIR NAILS. World, what is happening to you?!!?
— joanna schroeder (@iproposethis) January 25, 2014
Upon descent man next to me on plane douses himself with cologne then clips his nails. Ok so we are playing that way huh?
— Anne Marie Anderson (@AnneMAnderson) January 24, 2014
do not. clip. your nails. on an airplane. you nasty-ass mofos.
— ampersandria (@ampersandria) February 12, 2014
https://twitter.com/KatieOnViolin/status/420276500789608448
Honey please, don't clip your nails on the plane.
— Katie Chamberlain (@KatieCat246) February 14, 2014
https://twitter.com/brittenwolf/status/418038316332638208
This guy is clipping his nails on the plane can you guess what I said to him? @mathewblades @PriscillaQOD #etiquette pic.twitter.com/RN10HVaS5o
— Justin Scheman (@JustinClassic1) January 16, 2014
I thought nail clippers were illegal to go on a plane? ! This old man done ehipped em out to clip his nails before we take off..
— Destiny Aileen ♡ (@dpipp50) February 13, 2014
And for the disgusting win:
https://twitter.com/CMYKaren/status/407591012668690432
Dude.
We’ll leave you with an exit shudder:
OMG this lady on the plane sitting next to me is biting her nails so hard & sucking her fingers!!! She better not touch ME! ??
— Alexis Nicole (@sadiddyLexx) February 16, 2014
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