Well, schlump us silly and call us schlumps! We can’t schlumpin’ believe it!
If you’ve ever found yourself hoping for poppy party-girl Ke$ha to work on a children’s book, then I have a few people you need to call, and a few medical scans you need to take. Nevertheless, if Ke$ha has been able to prove anything, if just by her mere success and celebrity, anything’s possible.
We have some excerpts from this potential children’s classic, so feel free to judge for yourself:
https://twitter.com/#!/keshasuxx/status/200492554607796225
https://twitter.com/#!/keshasuxx/status/200492995202662400
Poetic, insightful, really gets to the inner core of a child’s soul.
Anticipation’s already been running high, as fans eagerly wait to devour the glittery pages that may or may not smell like certain non-children substances.
https://twitter.com/#!/PartOfKyle/status/200545794292592641
https://twitter.com/#!/KevinSleazy/status/200596041660243969
https://twitter.com/#!/MileySteezerus/status/200621225226153984
Then again, children’s book or no children’s book, the girl’s always gonna have some haters. Schlump on!
https://twitter.com/#!/stevenpowers19/status/200611390367600640