Oh dear: Is this the most unsettling part of President ShamWow's SOTU speech?

Jenn Taylor | 3:31 PM on January 28, 2014

A lot of people are looking forward to not watching the State of the Union address.

Human Events’ John Hayward notes the most shudder-worthy truth about tonight’s infomercial: It’s merely a preview.

The SOTU is basically a 90-minute trailer for 600 hours of speeches to come.

— John Hayward (@Doc_0) January 28, 2014

https://twitter.com/R_U_Srs/status/428206021941547008

Feel free to give yourself a waiver.

TREACHER'S 2014 SOTU DRINKING GAME

1. Do not watch Obama lying for 90 minutes.
2. Have a few beers if you feel like it.

That's it.

— China is lying (@jtLOL) January 28, 2014