https://twitter.com/thoughtskylie/status/418418413112135681
happy 2014th birthday AD earth hope u have a nice day
— Zoë (@Zo_Rogers12) December 31, 2013
https://twitter.com/TrIcKy_SxC/status/417911530659655680
Wow I can't believe the earth is 2014 years old
— T.Aubrey (@TAubrxy) January 1, 2014
https://twitter.com/ThatsJun/status/418421853107941376
Happy 2014th birthday Earth ur the best!!!! Also Ty Jesus!!!! Ur also the best thx
— dooi (@dooimusic) January 1, 2014
– I can't believe the Earth is 2014 years old wow.
— COrey VIDal ? (@CoreyVidal) January 1, 2014
https://twitter.com/YUNGCORTEX/status/418420543059398656
https://twitter.com/VijaySadanani/status/418253419061575682
Happy 2014th bday to the earth
— unproblematic, truly. (@KimLipsWeave) January 1, 2014
Happy 2014th birthday Earth! You are truly god's greatest gift!!!#lel
— Quietess (@coolguyquietess) December 31, 2013
Happy 2014th Birthday Earth!!!!
— Trevor Moore (@itrevormoore) January 1, 2014
Happy 2014th bday earth
— KO (@kylewoc) January 1, 2014
https://twitter.com/KevinJawbreaker/status/418252357038645248
https://twitter.com/FlySamuraii/status/418248996189376512
Happy 2014th Birthday, Earth! #NYE #celebrations
— Annannannannannanna (@MoreAvocados) January 1, 2014
hard to believe the earth is 2014 years old! have a blessed new year everybo
— Michael Raphone, Sr. (@michael_raphone) December 31, 2013
HAPPY 2014th BDAY, EARTH!
— Feliks Garcia (@feliksjose) January 1, 2014
Happy 2014th birthday to the earth it's really old now ?
— henry (@YV3SSAINT) January 1, 2014
Obviously they’re all joking. We hope.