Oh no. What fresh hell is this, courtesy of the “Today” show?
This happened. Warning: Not safe for your breakfast.
Who's ready for @mlauer and @alroker's live prostate exam? #NoshaveTODAY pic.twitter.com/G5uFfkOjK8
— TODAY (@TODAYshow) November 7, 2013
OMG no one is. NO ONE. No. Just … no. Why do you hate everyone in the entire world ever?
That didn’t stop Matt Lauer, Al Roker and the “Today” show Twitter account from attempting to help people diet by regurgitating their pancakes and eggs this morning.
https://twitter.com/mlauer/status/398418113647366145
This am @TODAY: @MLauer & I promote Men's Health By Getting Prostate Exams…Live #NoShaveTODAY http://t.co/HI5EfaWSmw
— Al Roker (@alroker) November 7, 2013
Our #NoshaveTODAY #morningspin before @mlauer and I have a live #ProstateExam https://t.co/8L31D1buNm
— Al Roker (@alroker) November 7, 2013
.@MLauer assures everyone that the live prostate exam will be done in a "very tasteful" manner. #NoShaveTODAY
— TODAY (@TODAYshow) November 7, 2013
Tasteful. Jumping the ass shark, yet tastefully guys!
"What are we going to do to top that?" –@NMoralesNBC asks @SavannahGuthrie how they can compete with a live prostate exam?
— TODAY (@TODAYshow) November 7, 2013
Please stop. We so do not want to know.
"What happens behind that screen, you will tell us, but we won't have to see it." –@TamronHall offers reassurance about live prostate exams.
— TODAY (@TODAYshow) November 7, 2013
.@MLauer & @AlRoker are on the way to the doctor's office for their prostate exasms. Wish them luck!
— TODAY (@TODAYshow) November 7, 2013
Matt and Al have left the building! They are en route to the doctors for the big test! #noshavetoday @TODAYshow pic.twitter.com/fu9zzEHnRI
— Clare Hiler (@ClareHiler) November 7, 2013
"We came to watch the prostate movie." –@HodaKotb & @KathieLGifford crash #WhatsTrendingTODAY
— TODAY (@TODAYshow) November 7, 2013
What in the hell is wrong with you?
The exam took 34 seconds! @MLauer: "is it the best 34 seconds of your life? Probably not" – but so important!
— Savannah Guthrie (@SavannahGuthrie) November 7, 2013
That’s what she said?
"It's a little enlarged, but it's not terrible." -doctor gives report on @AlRoker's prostate exam.
— TODAY (@TODAYshow) November 7, 2013
That’s also what she said?
The final report– @MLauer & @AlRoker made it through their prostate exams just fine. All is well.
— TODAY (@TODAYshow) November 7, 2013
No. No, it’s not. It’s nightmarish.
ICYMI the reactions of the @TODAYshow ladies' as @MLauer and @AlRoker got live prostate exams…. #NoShaveTODAY pic.twitter.com/3DDs8UPOW6
— NBC News PR (@NBCNewsPR) November 7, 2013
You have traumatized a nation.
Egad! — Matt Lauer, Al Roker to Get Prostate Exams on 'Today' | http://t.co/6iYTDVrwI1 via @THR
— jd mullane (@jdmullane) November 7, 2013
Matt Lauer and Al Roker are going to have prostate exams live on the Today Show. We just set the bar so much higher for jumping the shark.
— Alice M☕ring (@witfeather) November 7, 2013
https://twitter.com/connorlately/status/398440761420951552
What has been heard, can never be unheard. Oh, the humanity.
A tight asshole joke was just made about Matt Lauer on the Today Show. Great journalism, NBC.
— Melody Lou Johnson (@McMeljo) November 7, 2013
Ew. MT @MLauer: This morning we take #noshavetoday up a notch. Al and I have prostate screenings live on air. So important for men's health.
— jon gabriel (@exjon) November 7, 2013
I shouldn't have joked about @MLauer. The TSA just gave me a prostate exam.
— jon gabriel (@exjon) November 7, 2013
Everything is terrible. http://t.co/ysZyD6bSm8
— Chris Moody (@moody) November 6, 2013
Matt Lauer and Al Roker are doing what now? That's… that's quite the journalism. Or something.
— Ian Boudreau (@iboudreau) November 6, 2013
@MLauer @alroker I enjoyed the prostate exam segment this morning. I liked when the Dr. joked about fingering your buttholes.
— Daniel UP (@DanielGary906) November 7, 2013
https://twitter.com/JeffWB1/status/398441554861232128
@CatsPolitics Oh, dear god. Just no.
— The Real Matt Finn (@mdrache) November 7, 2013
@mdrache I'm easily amused. Plus I don't think Lauer's expression would change that much.
— CatsPolitics (@CatsPolitics) November 7, 2013
And for the win.
@CatsPolitics When I think morning news, I think anal probe!
— The Real Matt Finn (@mdrache) November 7, 2013
Journalism. Now with more hurling.
Update: See what you did, “Today” show?
I dont want to live on this planet anymore. RT @TODAYshow Who's ready for @mlauer and @alroker's live prostate exam? pic.twitter.com/gWeArbtBnu
— Dano (@Dano_1985) November 7, 2013
https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/398459981634498560
Shudder.