We hate to be sticklers, but we're not sure we believe TMZ's post about death row inmate Christa Pike giving the money that would have paid for her last meal to buy pizza for the homeless. We're just not sure there's a mechanism for those about to be put to death to donate to anything, much less a charity that's set up to deliver donated pizzas to the homeless. In any case, that's what TMZ is claiming:
Christa Pike Gave Last Meal Money To Buy Pizza For The Homeless https://t.co/ILneLQBlJI
— TMZ (@TMZ) October 3, 2026
OK, there's a whole story. TMZ staff report:
Before 2 lethal injections failed to execute her ... Christa Pike refused her last meal and requested the cheesy dish be given to the homeless instead.
When Pike was offered the chance to choose a last meal ... she asked that the $20 allocated for the food be used to buy pizza for the homeless ... the New York Times reported.
That'll get her into Heaven. Maybe she could have asked that the $20 be used to buy fresh flowers for Colleen Slemmer's grave. You know, the girl she tortured and killed.
We'd feel a lot better if she hadn't tortured and murdered Colleen Slemmer (pictured below, so you can ponder your twisted moral values).
— Uncultured Purrl (@AmericanPurrl) October 3, 2026
Nobody gives a f*ck about her pizza donation, especially when it's not like she was going to enjoy it anyway. pic.twitter.com/by6Lch0SgB
Oh that’s great and also she brutally tortured and murdered a girl
— Sunny (@sunnyright) October 3, 2026
Oh that $20 covers for the brutal torture and murder then…
— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) October 3, 2026
That's enough for one slice each for eight homeless people. What a humanitarian.
Well take makes up for torture and murder.
— EducatëdHillbilly™ (@RobProvince) October 3, 2026
What a gal
— Dawn (@aurora_g96) October 3, 2026
Use her CURRENT PHOTO you fucking hacks.
— DriveBy Geek (@DriveByGeek) October 3, 2026
Did Colleen Slemmer get a slice?
Oh no, because PIKE murdered her and kept her SKULL as a souvenir pic.twitter.com/g5ndRSx1Ia
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You people make me sick - tell that to Colleen and Colleen’s mom how wonderful this killer is. How can you even post this?
— My moms caregiver ™ (@mymomcare) October 3, 2026
Read the room, TMZ.
— Planet Of Memes (@PlanetOfMemes) October 3, 2026
Very noble of her. He also tortured and killed a young woman
— Major Swagger 🔥 (@Maj0rSwagger) October 3, 2026
Any details you’d like to share on that?
Did she offer Colleen Slemmer a last meal before she brutally murdered her?
— Ben Dempsey (@BenDempsey18) October 3, 2026
Reminds me of the time she tortured somebody with a box cutter for 30 minutes.
— Bradley (@ImBradleyJ) October 3, 2026
Do you, in quiet moments, ever reflect that you are terrible, terrible, awful people?
— GumSlinger (@GumSlinger) October 3, 2026
She also lured a young girl into the woods where she and her friends carved her up.
— Big Fish (@BigFish3000) October 3, 2026
You suck so much.
You people are shameless. Not only did she brutally murder and torture a young girl, she tried to murder another woman in prison by strangling her to unconsciousness. She’s an unrepentant murderer. But you go on, making her out to be some great philanthropist.
— Juliet-Delta 🇺🇸 (@RedAetherDoc) October 3, 2026
No one cares. Finish the job.
— David Santa Carla 🦇 (@TheOnlyDSC) October 3, 2026
Good for her. Hook her back up.
— Rob (@Whiskey_Rob) October 3, 2026
Oh well then clearly this should throw out her murder and attempted murder convictions.
— Snidely Whiplash (@EddieJo27468992) October 3, 2026
Please stop glorifying murderers. It’s a gross aspect of American culture
— Saadiya (@SaadiyaMusic) October 3, 2026
Female murderers are the in thing nowadays, huh?
— The Betting Wolf (@The_BettingWolf) October 3, 2026
Prove it.
— Rene Drewwit (@ReneDrew7) October 3, 2026
And, no, we are not humanizing the demon.
What are you going to post next, a picture of Hitler playing with his dog?
— Jon - Kennesaw State Superfan 🦉 (@KSUOwlHowl) October 3, 2026
So what? Why are you trying to make her look like a good person?
— Terra (@MoonbeamBoxer) October 3, 2026
TMZ found that one bit of useless trivia in a New York Times piece and decided it deserved its own story. Can we pull the plug on the medical equipment keeping her alive and use the money to buy even more pizza for the homeless? We think that's what she would have wanted.
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