Shut it down. The perfect tweet has been tweeted today and the contest isn't even close.
Leaving my Cornell 7 protest early to head over and yell at ICE agents for roughing up an illegal convicted of rape three times since 2015
— Magills (@magills_) September 30, 2026
This is today's Left. Crucify some young guys for 'rape' even though the night's orgy was consensual, but then defend an illegal in our country accused of rape. Make it make sense.
Don't forget about the datacenter protest tonight.
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) September 30, 2026
I had my ChatGPT agent add it to the schedule
— Magills (@magills_) September 30, 2026
As one would. Being an enraged Leftist is a full time job. You need all the help you can get.
Sounds like a busy day
— travisd (@travisdoty27421) September 30, 2026
lousy gas prices and all this travel
— Magills (@magills_) September 30, 2026
Would suggest getting a TESLA, but Leftists would never give money to EBIL Elon.
I hope you're going to apologize to some minorities for being a colonizer on your way.
— kev74 (@Thekev74) September 30, 2026
That's a no-brainer.
Im gonna keep it real with you, The lack of a land acknowledgment in this post makes me seriously doubt your commitment to the cause, comrade
— thatguymike (@thatguymike_92) September 30, 2026
Any true soldier would always start a post that way.
Don't forget to do a land acknowledgement before yelling at the ICE agents.
— JHawk (@JohnMHawk) September 30, 2026
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They'll love it! It will show them you're a very serious person.
Such wholesome™️ behavior, thanks for being a hecken good person™️ ❤️
— Mr Le’Meme (@MrLeMemeLeGreat) September 30, 2026
This is a certified banger tweet
— Jumper42 (@jumper42) September 30, 2026
Truly.
ted k spoke about this pic.twitter.com/bqFv9hjLqN
— Jess (@badgaljeff) September 30, 2026
Mostly, they're dumb lemmings.
Hahahahaha, it’s funny because that’s what women did with Lindsey, yet to your point, I’m yet to see men outside the college supporting them and creating go fund me like the women did with Lindsey.
— Varxius (@Varxiius) September 30, 2026
What if the Cornell 7 were all DACA?
— john holler (@johnholler1787) September 30, 2026
Maybe they're just dreaming of a country where they can have threesomes and snort ketamine without being accused of rape the next day.
lmao the epitome of our country at the moment
— Wallas Wowboys (@dallasbuyers23) September 30, 2026
Sad, but true.
Yaaaas fight the power!
— The mack daddy of heimlich county (@JuntyJoe) September 30, 2026
— Johnny1087 🇻🇦 (@bidnez_noneya) September 30, 2026
Then I’ve got to make seven AI edits of Trump on Epstein island before I head to the data center protest https://t.co/LE5o8XcyYX
— Pub (@PubWanghaf) September 30, 2026
When will you make time for your Free Palestine work? How will you support the trans community today?
Leaving the Free Healthcare protest early to head over and yell at ICE for roughing up an illegal convicted of scamming millions of dollars from disadvantaged people who are disabled https://t.co/JMFLpKF3b8
— Mrs Salach (@MrsSalach) September 30, 2026
A modern-day hero.
There are thousands of people who would do this without a hint of self-reflection or an ironic feeling, unfortunately. https://t.co/XGelSjrh2J
— Mr Le’Meme (@MrLeMemeLeGreat) September 30, 2026
It's true.