If you're very online, or even moderately online, you must have heard of the Western Massachusetts lesbian bar that came under severe fire for (checks notes) offering a mask optional Saturday night. Brett T. covered it extensively.
In short, a communist-model bar, where you pay what you can, was struggling (imagine that). When they tried to pull in more business, all hell broke loose. Imagine a Chinese Cultural Revolution struggle session but instead of ChiComs, it's fully decked-out Drag Queens cranky from the Ecstacy crash.
If crazy is your thing, we'd recommend listening to this podcast with real audio from the Zoom call. Pay special attention to Noire, a nasty, narcissistic and hateful piece of work who cloaks itself in victimhood while showing no compassion.
So now we're at the next installment of Batsh*t Theatre, the Communists have weighed in.
Do they ask their comrades to give the bar owner a break? Ha! That would be sane. Nope, their ire is directed at the Boston Globe, an 'ally of corporate lobbies' and 'MAGA media', for documenting it.
Statement on Boston Globe article targeting Last Ditch bar in Greenfield (1/2) pic.twitter.com/sjKyK3WFtF
— Western Massachusetts CPUSA (@wmcpusa) September 24, 2026
Their rambling, jargon-infused diatribe hits all the things: trans genocide, the fascist Trump administration, right-wing attacks on reproductive rights, the healthcare industry and just about everything else but, surprise, surprise, not the agitators nor the bar owners.
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With this Island of Insane Misfit Toys, we at Twitchy will never run out of content. Thanks to all the excellent snark-trolls, here it is!
Sir a second splinter of the Communist Party has issued a statement regarding the KN-95 or better mask required lesbian bar/commune/safe space pic.twitter.com/8TpA1UzOdY
— 🎀 𝒾𝓉'𝓈 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝒶𝓃𝒹𝓇𝑒𝒶 🎀 (@AndreaInOregon) September 24, 2026
Hello, may I ask you a question?
— 🫃🏼💉🇺🇦🇮🇷🇨🇺Hollaria Briden, Esq. (@HollyBriden) September 24, 2026
'We will not be taking questions at this time, please face the wall, Kulak.'
Could you PLEASE use a more accessible FONT? This is SO hurtful to SO many!
— Jimmy Failla (@jimmyfailla) September 24, 2026
This whole episode has been little more than adult children fighting to win crown of Most Harmed, so this is a little too on-the-nose.
"Sorry comrades, I can't revolt today. Someone made masking optional on Saturdays at my favorite dyke bar, and I'm deep in my feels"
— Smells Like Teen Statism (@BlueEightySix) September 25, 2026
The Communists are angry because deep down, they know they should be embarrassed ...
— B.C. (@BAC_III) September 25, 2026
... but are incapable of it.
Incredibly intolerant of you to criticize a publication that’s bringing much-needed visibility to the struggles of these brave oppressed and intersectional individuals. Also, I see you didn’t offer alternative versions of this post in every language, including pidgin and regional…
— bartholomew morristown, phD (@bart_blaster) September 24, 2026
The rest.
dialects, no shortened version with a Family Guy compilation beside it for people like myself with attention deficit conditions, no audio version for the hearing impaired.
You didn’t even include a land acknowledgement or a message regarding the Palestinian genocide. You’re incredibly vile, racist, ableist, and clearly Zionist. Shame on you!
So we might as well hold up a mirror to them and mock it mercilessly.
Actual photo of the Massachusetts communists ranting about how they know more about “people of color” than you and about how the Boston Globe is “MAGA” https://t.co/orMd6og5hH pic.twitter.com/r6KaY3do76
— Luke Rosiak (@lukerosiak) September 25, 2026
Aaaaand scene!