A sapphic storm has erupted over a lesbian bar in Massachusetts, and it has caught the attention of kooky Connecticut Democrat Rep. Rosa DeLauro. But first, some background on this controversial same-sex watering hole in the Bay State. Or is that the Gay State? Anyway, here’s Robbie Starbuck’s summation, which includes COVID masks, a clown college, and communism. No, really!
Here you go, this is crazy. (READ)
I promise you’re not even slightly prepared for how INSANE this story is. Not only has the town they’re in not had a single COVID case in months but it was originally founded as a commie bar for lesbians where paying was optional. Eventually almost no one paid the cover fee… https://t.co/D9eqbavwjr
— Robby Starbuck (@robbystarbuck) September 22, 2026
(post continues) ...(predictable) and 2 of the original owners left. The full-time mask requirement left them with almost no business. One of the owners left to go to CLOWN COLLEGE.
The drama here is that they’re making masks optional for ONE NIGHT OF THE WEEK!
In a town with NO COVID cases….I mean it would be nuts if there was COVID too, but how are they so delusional that they think they need to mask with zero cases!?!
The one remaining owner is living in her car because the commie business model is failing so terribly. She can’t pay herself or her employees.
Her detractors, who have been bar patrons, have been attacking her as well for sometimes forgetting to use alt text on social media posts, which they call ableist and dangerous. 😂
Some responses she got to ONE night where masking would be optional:
"PEOPLE LIKE YOU KILL DISABLED PEOPLE"
"YOU’RE COMPLICIT IN A MASS DISABLING EVENT"
"I HOPE YOUR VENUE GETS FIREBOMBED"
So… 😂😂😂 Next she brings in a mediator to hear out the crazy people. The meeting goes off the rails almost immediately because the mediator (who’s a therapist) is White. They then said she was a mandatory reporter who could force-hospitalize them. They said the mediator made them feel "wildly unsafe."
The owner is 50k in debt on the business loan and living in her car. When she brought this up, they said she was spilling White Tears for sympathy, which they found "incredibly racist."
The meeting went on like this for nearly 4 hours.
Long story short: these leftists are literally insane. So insane that clown college seems like the most intelligent move in this deranged story. 🤡
You can never let them have any power.
We warned you.
Apparently, insanity sells. The Boston Globe ran the story and experienced a subscription surge. The editors were gushing over the news and licking their lips, anticipating luring in more 'buy' curious readers.
Per a note to Boston Globe staff today, the lesbian bar story generated 1,000 subscriptions to the paper yesterday. The Globe’s managing editor said it was “by far our best performing story of the year,” and appears to be “on pace to shatter all sorts of Globe records.” https://t.co/2xtBQQ9g27
— Max Tani (@maxwelltani) September 23, 2026
They had a special offer, $1 for six months or something, I signed up just to read the article and will cancel.
— JB (@jaybee484) September 23, 2026
Ah, the new cancel culture.
This talk of masks and masculine females triggered Democrat Rosa DeLauro's X account. She posted that she wanted to plan a same-sex drive to see the butch bar for herself.
getting a group together to visit the weird lesbian bar in western mass dm if interested, can’t talk here
— Rosa DeLauro (@rosadelauro) September 23, 2026
le petit oiseau for my granddaughter Sadie
— Rosa DeLauro (@rosadelauro) September 21, 2026
Thank you Hope Tattoo Gallery in New Haven for my fresh ink! See you soon? 👀 pic.twitter.com/NyevUhXPjt
@jarvis_best pic.twitter.com/YVRJcGf4jF
— Tennis Legend Tobias! (@SHAQsballstrap) September 23, 2026
starting up my Subaru and will see you soon 😂 pic.twitter.com/t6CeSwUEPI
— TazTears💦 (@TazTears) September 23, 2026
Hitch up the U-Haul, Rosa.
Posters chimed in with some road trip recommendations.
Slow down there! Don't you know it's a COVID death trap now that they've loosened the mask restriction on Saturday nights?
— Bobby Shaftoe (@robertshaftoe41) September 23, 2026
Be sure to invite Bruce Springsteen. She's ready. pic.twitter.com/hB61Y10wa3
— Philip Sterling (@SterlingPhil23) September 23, 2026
Do we have to be weird lesbians or is this like a safari to see the Great Migration?
— John Brown's Beard🇺🇦 (@johnbrownsbeard) September 23, 2026
*Werner Herzog voice*
— John Brown's Beard🇺🇦 (@johnbrownsbeard) September 23, 2026
"One of the lesbians, already weakened by the loss of her mask, has dropped her cane. She will not survive the river crossing. The cruel circle of life will no-"
Her niece will wear her Birkenstocks in her honor, and a sizable donation was made to the LPGA in her name.
Alas, DeLauro put the brakes on her jaunt. She won’t be eating clams in New England any time soon.
trip cancelled, no one wanted to mask https://t.co/pHosa7rLvc
— Rosa DeLauro (@rosadelauro) September 23, 2026
What embarrassing is you’re so insane that don’t know if this is real or hacked. 🤣
— Erikaaa (@ErikaCA47) September 23, 2026
This is the hilarious state of politics. I genuinely can’t tell if this is real or not based on how weird you are
— Bob O. (@Boboporkbelly) September 23, 2026
With the purple-haired Rosa DeLauro, it’s always hard to tell.