We swear this guy has to be a Republican plant. Why else would you open yourself up to such a savage beating on X?
DSA needs to find an animal to symbolize itself with like the GOP/Dems
— aspen🌹🏴 (@Aspen1921) September 15, 2026
We know that there is likely something wrong with your mental state if you embrace violent leftism. But this was such a massive setup for a self-own that we wonder whether this was posted as a goof or a cry for attention.
Regardless, X gave him exactly what he asked for, good and hard.
I have a suggestion. pic.twitter.com/R7DE4Ib2EB
— Snarknado ⚓️ 🇺🇸 (@ZannSuz) September 17, 2026
Case in point.
Here’s one pic.twitter.com/NSroHyqb3N
— The Perro Roboto (@85percentweare) September 17, 2026
Insert the 'well, that escalated quickly' meme here. That's Che Guevara, deceased hero of the Revolution™ and arouser of pasty college kids just in case you didn't recognize him.
— Sandy Petersen 🪔 (@SandyofCthulhu) September 19, 2026
Here ya go. pic.twitter.com/OQc7X33wHx
— Matthew Bennett (@Matt_M_Bennett) September 18, 2026
Tapeworm. pic.twitter.com/ac9lIFsth9
— Mickey Kratz 🇨🇦 (@mykratz) September 18, 2026
How about the Potato Beetle? It too is a useless pest, plus it favors the commies favorite crop! pic.twitter.com/5KOALKAaF6
— Garrick, the Àrd-Rìgh na hAlba (Probationary) (@Boydesian) September 17, 2026
Just about every parasite you could think of was suggested. Seriously dude, did you not see this coming?
Recommended
— Farbrook (@CellarDoor747) September 17, 2026
Not a parasite, but very apt.
— Wine With Pete🍷💭 (@winewithpete) September 18, 2026
— Dunning Kreuger - PBQ (@phatbuddhaq) September 18, 2026
The posters were a nice touch.
I suggest the wolf in sheep’s clothing.
— Alerius 🌠🎀 ✂️✨ (@Alerius210231) September 17, 2026
Their spiritual counterparts in the UK, the Fabians, already did, and it’s a perfect visual metaphor for a bunch of predators that are trying to conceal their true intentions. pic.twitter.com/PyeqCxrfQl
'We just want Medicare for All,' the DSA drones retreat to when they are caught espousing naked communism.
— hazeyzae (formerly geesebandupdate) (@hazeyzae) September 15, 2026
At least one DSA member with delusions of adequacy took the assignment seriously.