Stepstool Abdul El-Sayed made the mistake of standing next to someone taller than an average Oompa Loompa and now he has become the joke of the internet.
Team Angie 🤝 Team Abdul 👀
— State Rep. Angie Nixon (@AngieNixon) September 18, 2026
Great to meet @AbdulElSayed in D.C. last night.#angieforflorida #washingtongdc #cbc #alc55 pic.twitter.com/S8KpknBOTV
Angie Nixon is a Democrat running for Senate in Florida. She is a member of the DSA and is not afraid to say it, so it's weird for El-Sayed to 'team up' with her since he makes it very clear he is not a Socialist.
Whatever.
The most hilarious part is a woman towering over him and his shirt buttons holding on for dear life.
Getting heightmogged by the average-sized woman is crazy https://t.co/xE77JeiSPs pic.twitter.com/U79QKPGHM2
— Siraj Hashmi (@SirajAHashmi) September 18, 2026
OMG - are all @DemSocialists Kebler Elf sized!?
— Tony Shaffer 🇺🇲☢️ (@tspooky) September 18, 2026
And look at lil rump man @AbdulElSayed - he's smaller than @AngieNixon 😃 https://t.co/Hd2g93kEoy
Small brains to match their small bodies.
She’s taller than him.
— The🎃FOO (@PolitiBunny) September 19, 2026
That’s hilarious. https://t.co/WFkYD7rncB
To be fair, most fifth graders are taller than him.
Abdul El-Sayed’s rage and hatred of America can more easily be explained when you see that he’s a hobbit https://t.co/u5YSbQC38F
— Matthew Foldi (@MatthewFoldi) September 18, 2026
He hates that people in America are all so much taller than him.
Michigan deserves better than a manlet chud Senator. @AbdulElSayed is TOO SHORT for Michigan. https://t.co/HuIAFaLtoC
— MSU College Republicans (@MSUCR) September 18, 2026
His opponent, Mike Rogers, is 6 feet 2 inches. That's a much more appropriate height for a great state like Michigan.
It’s unreal how short he is 😂 https://t.co/kut1gIFkCx
— BowTiedRanger (@BowTiedRanger) September 19, 2026
https://t.co/3vKmkXLk6J pic.twitter.com/3xAQnN4f7z
— LeeKuanYewRespecter (@LeeRespecter) September 18, 2026
Wow, you're so tall! https://t.co/ba0xlo0ItK
— jimtreacher.substack.com (@jtLOL) September 18, 2026
What El-Sayed said to Angie Nixon.
Ok so AES is definitely shorter than average https://t.co/u70WVTquXr
— Maria from GA via Naija🗳 (@looking_finding) September 18, 2026
He's absolutely below average.
https://t.co/M7JbtHX19B pic.twitter.com/9W7W9m2MYS
— Red Ohio Elections (@RedElections) September 19, 2026
The broad is taller than him?! https://t.co/jybCCdK9iL
— Jari the Hutt (@kurri_jari) September 19, 2026
Yes, yes she is.
“Stepstool Abdul, that’s what they call him. Jihadi mini-me. The Islamic infant. I couldn’t believe they call him that, but it’s true” pic.twitter.com/6y0ldwzrM4
— Derf (@derftron) September 19, 2026
You know who was also short? Adolph Hitler. Abdul El-Sayed being the exact same height as Hitler can't be a coincidence. https://t.co/SsX5arbLwJ
— Izengabe (@Izengabe_) September 19, 2026
Really makes you think.
Abdul is going to lose...
— Andrew Follett (@AndrewCFollett) September 19, 2026
Not because of White Supremacy...but because of HEIGHT Supremacy! https://t.co/I6uINZ9mQE
He's a loser.
— Political Sock (@politicalsock) September 19, 2026
— theRealKielbasa (@TheRealKielbasa) September 19, 2026
The memes are just too good.