Listen, lots of tiny men have 'Napoleonic Syndrome'. It's so common, it has a name and has been proven time and time again over history. They try to make up for their diminutive size with big talk, sometimes big muscles and lots of bravado. Bless their hearts.
Abdul El-Sayed tells me he doesn’t think JD Vance’s beard is real and challenges him to a weight lifting competition pic.twitter.com/QmbWX00DZT
— Jacob Wasserman (@jacob_wass) September 18, 2026
Stepstool Abdul El-Sayed would have to climb up to even feel Vance's beard and why is he thinking about touching another man's face. That's weird.
It didn't stop there.
Next, he challenged Vance to a weightlifting contest.
What? Biden did weird stuff like that on the campaign trail, too, but he had dementia.
What is Stepstool Abdul's excuse?
New Dem manosphere level unlocked https://t.co/HiyOWQrn6H
— Joe Perticone (@JoePerticone) September 18, 2026
If this is the new Dem manosphere, that's very tragic.
Every time this guy opens his mouth, he makes it extremely clear that he's under 6'0 tall. https://t.co/MueHh75HTz
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) September 18, 2026
Please, he's under 5 feet 6 inches.
I thought he wanted to talk about gas prices and groceries. 🤔 https://t.co/xxqZWVmDrc
— Aishah Hasnie (@aishahhasnie) September 18, 2026
Well, he's certainly full of hot air.
This guy is so unserious. He is running to be a celebrity. Not our Senator. We deserve better. https://t.co/UwT2HfdyKP
— Democrats For Mike Rogers (@DemsForMike) September 18, 2026
For those who are unfamiliar with inferior cultures, accusations of fraudulent beards are a common way to insult someone’s masculinity in the Muslim world. https://t.co/kROJIHJrSW
— Andrew Isker 🌳🪓 (@BonifaceOption) September 18, 2026
Listen, there are women in the circus who have better beards than Abdul. Patches needs to calm down.
Why does he strike me as that one guy in every gym who just hangs around the weight room for an hour, always siting on the one machine you are need while he talks loudly on his phone.
— US Oil & Gas Association (@US_OGA) September 18, 2026
He smells like Drakkar and chats up all the women and then gets his smoothie on the way out… https://t.co/WxRNRDNCgJ
To be fair, Drakkar is amazing, but yes, the rest of it is exactly right on.
Isn’t this guy like 5’1? https://t.co/O2iyLVUSTA
— Latinx Adjacent Doctor PhD (@TonerousHyus) September 18, 2026
This is stupid. He’s running a stupid campaign and whoever is advising him should be fired. https://t.co/DHnCkIlCwV
— LGBTQ for Dems (@LGBTQPete) September 18, 2026
He should definitely keep this up. Never stop.
All this stuff is normalizing Abdul so he’s less “sharia communist” and more jock everybody knows. It will make sure he wins. https://t.co/dPcqrNRYpm
— Zaid Jilani (@ZaidJilani) September 18, 2026
Abdul's biggest cheerleader, Zaid, thinks this is a great plan, and he should definitely keep challenging other men to feats of strength and facial hair contests. Abdul has made one man fall hard for him, for sure.
Finally realized what aura El Sayed gives off https://t.co/K2LeViVLB7 pic.twitter.com/WnmGRV91LR
— Magills (@magills_) September 18, 2026
Put your dukes up, VP Vance.
Hasan Piker's Labubu has thoughts https://t.co/B1Juip1RGL
— Sunny (@sunnyright) September 18, 2026
And much like Hasan, El-Sayed is very dumb.