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'Legal Observer' Witnessed a Forklift Run Into the Kennedy Center Pillars 'Several Times'

We watched as Trump Derangement Syndrome mutated into Ballroom Derangement Syndrome and Reflecting Pool Derangement Syndrome. We can now add Kennedy Center Derangement Syndrome to the DSM-5. Major media outlets are running with the story on Thursday that President Donald Trump was spotted on Air Force One holding a poster that "appears to read" "Kennedy Center DEMOLISHED."

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Here's the photograph that CNN and ABC News are reporting on:

Did his staff have one of those novelty newspaper pages printed up for him to look at?

As Twitchy reported on Wednesday, a federal judge blocked the Kennedy Center board from putting Trump's name on the building or grounds in any way. "Simply put, Defendants cannot install memorials for President Trump or anyone or anything else at the Kennedy Center without Congress’s blessing,” U.S. District Judge Christopher Cooper ruled on Tuesday. The center was closed for repairs, but the same judge ruled on Thursday that the Trump administration must give 30 days' notice before any "demolition" occurs at the Kennedy Center.

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Ben Meiselas of lefty outlet MeidasTouch reported on Wednesday that a "legal observer" at the Kennedy Center (remarkably, Jim Acosta was not on the scene) declared under penalty of perjury that she saw a forklift "run into and hit the pillars on the building several times."

We're not demolition experts, but we're pretty sure if Trump were demolishing the Kennedy Center, he wouldn't use a single forklift to do it.

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Why crop it out? Bridget Kennedy-Bailey, Washington Litigation Group, Washington, D.C.

Yes, arrest the forklift operator.

She declared under penalty of perjury.

Again, where's Acosta? You'd think he'd been streaming all of this live.

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We're no experts in demolition, but running a forklift into the pillars several times just sounds like someone who doesn't know how to drive a forklift. 

It's astounding how many people wanted the legal observer to call the police and arrest the forklift driver and whoever told him to demolish the Kennedy Center. "Why isn't this the lead story on the national news?" Because no one cares.

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